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Depends on the chill factor tomorrow and the skinfull factor tonight... LOL! Anyway you lot decide to go somewhere else at the last minute!

I should be up there Agger-doo-doo... Usual stuff about weather etc.

Heh... You didnt say that when you were rubbing my nips on Saturday!

Can't see what you are worried about Agger, if they banned the boys you would still get to fly FLMAO. :D

Ah.... Gotcha Andy. You mean when our female friends assetts fly South for the Winter.

Now your talking, what the hell, no need to wait for them to fall off, they can hold them before that happens. I think it is classed as preventative medicene? Ok with you gals? I mean we can also look after your tits prior to then becoming wind-falls.

Yup, very welcome. If you do freeze your tits off, and we find them we will hang on to them for you. Can't say fairer than that can we?

I'm hoping to make a guest appearance... :D

I say stormy old chap, I'm quite chipper! Mind you the weather is changing... Will we be seeing your yellow sea fishermans trousers shortly?

LMAO Thanks Andy! ;)

Spineless.... I never said that... But I know you like a bit ot the old internal spine support... nudge nudge,,, wink wink!

I suspect he had a permanent internal spine support fitted, one that can be run from the mains as well as battery and buggy power.

Gonna be trying hard to put in an appearance on Wednesday. I'm off to Croyd Bay at the weekend so Tupping is out for me on Saturday.

It is an animated gif.... look here http://www.kitecentral.co.uk/main-website/images/banners/kitecentral.gif

Right then Agger...... Over to you for a touch of: You know you are an Arse Scudder when.....

If anyone fancies a new long board and doesn’t mind waiting for it to ship from the US I thoroughly recommend this manufacturer. http://www.tahoelongboards.com/2002/frameset.asp I have the Talmont-52 and the Tallac-62. They really are great boards. And at 52 and 62 inches long they dwarf most of the 'long boards' you see in the UK. Good prices as well IMHO.

Odd you should say that after pointing out to me the silicon hooters you liked the look of the other day.

What about the playing field near Mandeville school / Churchill Avenue.... Or the Duke of Edinburgh playing fields opposite Hamden Gardens?

Yup.. The teeth are okay but the gums have got to go.

Well... I am not exactly experienced myself... (so willing to be corrected!) but when I get air and have seen others get air (of the sort you would want.. vertical, not horizontal ;-0) It mostly seems to involve working the kite from one side up and across the the window, moving yourself back just as the pull bites and then letting it lift you upwards and forwards rather than just (ouch) forwards.. I am sure that is over simplifying it and will let the more experienced but in. ;-)

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Hey it might be a foot long but I heard it was about as useful as 12 inches of wet spaghetti!

Oh yeah... I have seen that jar of baby cucumber you keep in your kite bag! Honest guys Agger told me he keeps his donger in a jar although he said he wasnt going to use it until the summer.

Here's a thread that should help you out.... http://64.207.131.40/community/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=63182#post63182

Good Call! Just popped down to Argos and got a pair they seem ideal. Cheers.