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BigBlondeBug

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  1. Just bear this in mind before you go wasting 60 quid. The quality is rubbish, you ALL know the lines are **** but do you also realise that the bridles do exactly the same thing...they stretch every time you use them. If you doubt this then please please measure them when you get the kite and then re-measure after a few decent flights. So as the Pansh experts ( haha my arse ) say they are buying the NEW Blade rival after the first flight , the second flight it's a Cult, the third it's a Rage then after that it's a bag of washing. The amount of bridle mods going on is unreal, then all your work is a waste of time unless you change all the bridle material at the same time...ummm cheap kite that ain't it. China you can keep your **** why should we recycle it for you. I agree with Spar.....
  2. haha all pick on me.....ok maybe I deserved some of it or all of it, I can take it honest. Still stand by all I said, even if I am miserable, as far as knowing nothing goes I will add I have been the best buggy pilot in my country for 5 years...can I help it if I live in the Falklands Miserable lot
  3. you guessed it I won't be attending...I know you will miss me but pm me if you want I am miserable, am I not allowed to be miserable. You guy's can be stupid and give money away why can't I be miserable Nice avatar by the way there you go just broke my number one rule. DON'T BE NICE EVER!
  4. agh young man (remember collectively we are over 300 years old between us!!) but the company (U-Turn) do charge a premium for their awesome kites and in return if the 'collective' push hard enough we get free 'stuff' and i for one being old and tight love FREE stuff ^^^^^^ sound like I've been asimulated by the Borg!! 8 of 9!! ^^^^^^ smiling....nice answer old timer ...from your point of view I can see a point. Still a sad thread though, almost schoolboy stuff...oohh I am wearing my new superduper trainers to PE tomorrow are you wearing yours Billy we can hold hands and skip if the other boys are not looking:p
  5. R.I.P.O.F.F is easier to say and fits better me thinks. Really Idiotic People Or Flexi Fools.....**** wallop
  6. Sorry I am not buying this, but only because I just know you will want to phone up every week and talk to it..and expect regular pictures and send xmas and birthday cards.....when is her birthday anyway
  7. Nice job dude. Hope it lasts longer than a month for you. Looks really weak so just be careful testing it oot.
  8. anyone else find this a very sad thread...or am I alone.
  9. or of course you could try this much better version: The English, the English, the English are c---s I wouldn't give tuppence for all of the runts. The Scotsman is mean, he learnt to survive For the English royals would skin him alive He eats salty porridge, he works all the day And he need not gay clergy to “show” him the way! The Irishman now your contempt made a foe He sleeps in his boots and he wants you to go He fights for injustice and wants to be heard And blames it on all of the English turds The Welshman is honest a real man of the vale Loves his rugby the celts and a tall tale He works underground with a lamp in his hat Forced down the mines to keep the runts fat! The English, the English, the English are c---s So up yours to the English inbred runts.
  10. thought the Tornado was a Cameleon...could have fooled me.
  11. Very nice job. Well done. If it's seriously for racing though then I suggest you beef up all of that front end. Not going to last the pace like that sorry.
  12. Nothing against Ozone at all, good kites. So Ozone fix everything for free wow can't fault them, can we start a stampede of broken kites now please.....haha joking btw. 2nd hand ALWAY'S has knock on effects and NOBODY can say otherwise. Only came here because I like pencils, I get attracted to attitude
  13. awesome, with some tweaking and a few welds here and there, that would go like buggery I bet. May even risk it and buy it for the worlds next year haha
  14. A guy called John Noakes, awesome kite designer, absolutely the best bar none. Most famous one was called s.h.e.p black and white logo, moved really well, tricks were awesome, excellent on the ground and behaved fantasticly...
  15. haha someone got out of bed the wrong side today or maybe from under it. Ozone team rider so you paid what 50% price for it....good deal then for sure. buy it everyone it's the bargain of the century. I only stuck my ugly long nose in because you took it upon yourself to run someone else down who in my view and most likely a lot of other peoples views is propably right...overpriced. got my life thanks and it's wonderful on mars...all hot and a fantastic view shame you can't get your head from the clouds. good luck with the sale though and yet another bump from me.
  16. no this is A KITE... ahh and a bump on me
  17. Never believe what any magazine tells you, it usually comes down to crossing palms with silver. Same as you can't trust any known brand reps, I mean come on unless they are changing to a different brand you will only ever hear ahh " my di.k is bigger than yours " Trust yourself and people you respect only and maybe once something has like 10+ reviews by the normal kiters of this world. Pansh Blaze is by far the best, honest trust me it has a whopping 12" er dangling down.
  18. Can I be a pencil too please sir oh mighty one with many followers £600 brand spanking new ( a few doing it for that price now ) or £550 second hand ummm hang on let me think what I would do. As soon as YOU buy it, it becomes a 2nd hand kite no matter what condition it is in. The new owner has no recognition from the shop YOU purchased it from and will also find it hugely more difficult if anything goes wrong with it afterwards. You may think other's are pencils because it's your kite and you think it's worth MORE than it is : hence it's still here in the FOR SALE section.
  19. Did you tell him he was a fool because it's a rustbucket sorry a Libre or because it's rusty sorry I meant orange. When they were giving out brains this guy was at the end of the line.
  20. Too heavy, another libre special. Good price though £1.50
  21. Best advice so far is get something in Stainless, forget all those other rubbish bugs. Especially the parastorm effort, only idiots who bought one say they are any good, have you noticed how they all have names too..like betsy and thelma. Some good pics below of those phoon bugs. Parastorm Imafool. They look ridiculous, now come on. 2nd hand Cameleon any one of them or Tornado's same thing. Stick with stainless though.
  22. So basically a 2nd hand slightly rusted Libre V-max for £460 without any wheels.......roflmao Have you taken it apart yet...
  23. Stick with the barrows, Bigfoots and lights are mainly for looks. A barrow will out do any other wheel 90% of the time.
  24. Orange....propably the rust after all it is a Libre
  25. JoJo RM+ by far the best kite pound for pound, straight off the shelf better than anything else. You can tweak your racing Yaks all year long, I would keep the JoJo NO BRAINER.
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