or of course you could try this much better version:
The English, the English, the English are c---s
I wouldn't give tuppence for all of the runts.
The Scotsman is mean, he learnt to survive
For the English royals would skin him alive
He eats salty porridge, he works all the day
And he need not gay clergy to “show” him the way!
The Irishman now your contempt made a foe
He sleeps in his boots and he wants you to go
He fights for injustice and wants to be heard
And blames it on all of the English turds
The Welshman is honest a real man of the vale
Loves his rugby the celts and a tall tale
He works underground with a lamp in his hat
Forced down the mines to keep the runts fat!
The English, the English, the English are c---s
So up yours to the English inbred runts.