tastyweat Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 A German guy approaches a prostitute and says " I vish to buy sex vit you " "OK" says the girl, "I'll charge 100 dollars an hour" "Ist goot, But I must varn you, I am a little kinky" "No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky" So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller. "I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs.." The girl finds this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees. "Now you vill get on your hans and knees." She duly does this, balancing on the springs. "You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you." > She finds all this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying. The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has recovered her breath. Finally she gasps "That was totally amazing....... what do you call that? "Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique"
playaviation Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 Me thinks you nead help http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/3/3_9_5v.gif
martincooke Posted February 10, 2006 Author Report Posted February 10, 2006 Right i'm off Cleggy this aft:D an i'll try get to Branny on Sat
popeyethewelder Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 Here you go! http://snap25.photobox.co.uk/2515141832c206cd181223ccdebc8aff147e18a7822f1351a4acf315.jpg Check out the extra side rails and axle extention. I cant see the pic neil email me some popeyethewelder@gmail.com
popeyethewelder Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 how do i do that?http://www.flickr.com/
mole Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 Let's try again http://static.flickr.com/25/97855853_7027c3858a.jpg?v=0
mole Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 http://static.flickr.com/36/97855857_0203ee3921_m.jpgWill it work Now?
Passing Through Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 http://static.flickr.com/36/97855857_0203ee3921_m.jpgWill it work Now? Coolio, mole, how you do the axle?
seymore Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 http://static.flickr.com/36/97855857_0203ee3921_m.jpgWill it work Now? Well thats down to the pilot, did you buy 3M out with all that duct tape, cheaper to use the wifes old stockings. well thats me done for the day. just preparing the buggy for tomorrow( seat belt and new speedo)
mole Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 Coolio, mole, how you do the axle? Just slid the extentions over the original and bolted them on.
tastyweat Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 13m Venom just arrived it's the red/black/grey one all brand spankers
mrbig Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 Looks like a busy day tomorrow... Who is going... copy and paste to the list below... Paul aka mrbig Ian aka razorblade Jon aka tastyweat Steve aka Seymore anyone else
tastyweat Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 ... might bring a lass with me... she's not sure if she can come yet lol...
little john Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 ... might bring a lass with me... she's not sure if she can come yet lol... If you touch the right places she will:D I'll get my coat
Neebie Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 right i'm off to branny tomoz now work offered me a night shift n since i'm broke gotta take it neone else at rec 2moz
martincooke Posted February 10, 2006 Author Report Posted February 10, 2006 Well i went to Cleethorpes this afternoon, it was sweet i was the only one on the beach, all of which was hard sand, managed to notch 21 mph using the 6m Sammy. Just uploading some pics but my Yahoo is very slow tonight. Think i'll be coming to the Rec tomorrow as well
mrbig Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 copy and paste Paul aka mrbig Ian aka razorblade Jon aka tastyweat Steve aka Seymore Martin aka martincook Graham aka neebie
martincooke Posted February 10, 2006 Author Report Posted February 10, 2006 ay ay ay ay its martincooke i'm posh you know:D
mrbig Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 rob ??? neil ?? ady ????? ben ??? andy ?? anyone else
Neebie Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 rob ??? neil ?? ady ????? ben ??? andy ?? anyone else el neebie is goin
mrbig Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 If you look a bit further up graham you will see this..... copy and paste Paul aka mrbig Ian aka razorblade Jon aka tastyweat Steve aka Seymore Martin aka martincook Graham aka neebie
martincooke Posted February 10, 2006 Author Report Posted February 10, 2006 Pics i took today now uploaded, not many but i was a billy no mates on the beach on my own, Good news of the day i went in my car an i came home in my car:D here it is look http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y255/martincooke/cedcscd.jpg
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