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A German guy approaches a prostitute and says " I vish to buy sex vit you "

 

 

"OK" says the girl, "I'll charge 100 dollars an hour"

 

"Ist goot, But I must varn you, I am a little kinky"

"No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky" So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.

 

 

"I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs.."

 

The girl finds this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees.

 

"Now you vill get on your hans and knees."

 

She duly does this, balancing on the springs.

 

"You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you."

 

> She finds all this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying.

 

The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has recovered her breath. Finally she gasps "That was totally amazing....... what do you call that?

 

 

"Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique"

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Well i went to Cleethorpes this afternoon, it was sweet i was the only one on the beach, all of which was hard sand, managed to notch 21 mph using the 6m Sammy. Just uploading some pics but my Yahoo is very slow tonight. Think i'll be coming to the Rec tomorrow as well

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If you look a bit further up graham you will see this.....

 

 

 

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Pics i took today now uploaded, not many but i was a billy no mates on the beach on my own, Good news of the day i went in my car an i came home in my car:D here it is look :p

 

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y255/martincooke/cedcscd.jpg

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