yesterday i was bugging with my 3.5 bullet, and this HUGE gust of wind got hold of me and catapulted me into the air. upon landing on my arse, the kite took a dive, and dragged me towards a t!t setting up to play cricket, despite me shouting to them earlier to get the hell away from me as the kite is pretty "wild" today. the kite did a fly-by by it self and carved up his plastic cricket stumps, which went bouncing across the field at high speed.
please note: No people in knitted pull overs were harmed in this incident, but i wont be doing it again