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it has a downgrade option? where would I find such a holy grail? This really is a POS. Grog

If you really want wind...One recommendation...... Cabbage curry with refried beans.... Please advise wife neighbours and people within 100 yds before undertaking such a diet. Grog

$200! What! How is that customer service?? and I thought I was helping you out clearing up your kite cupboard! ah well - even $200 makes it cheaper for good quality kit than most other gouging buggers charge! For all concerned who havent bought kit of joel - When you do it will be absolutely mint. Cheers all Grog

well - except for the lack of posts relating to really cheap kites....that really is unacceptable..... Joel - I need a 7m inflateable now........

I was only joking.........

98% he says.....what progress has been made towards that fateful changeover date over the past 2 days. No updates, no smashing new site, no extraordinarily cheap kites posted for me to buy? What has he been doing I ask. Slacking? Sleeping? What other things could he be doing in the quiet suburbs of mount waverley? Joel, going to bed at 5am is unacceptable. Are you missing the point that there are 24 hours in the day? Spending time "reading" rather than working to provide us kind hearted forum browsers with a new fandangled site....do you really consider this acceptable? This is a democratic country and I call the EK membership to demand service NOW. Joel - You must work harder! WE WANT A NEW SITE NOW (not that there is anything wrong with the old site) Disclaimer : all of the above prose has been written under the influence of a lack of sleep and in no way detracts from the sterling work that Joel and the rest of the team put in for us on a daily basis. We love you joel.........errr in a manly, kite scar, footy sort of way at least. Grog

gosh.....and I thought joel was born with YUI coding genetically ingrained.....along with the need to kite. God...now I find he has to read up on HTML / RSS templates etc........illusions all gone... Next thing we might find out he actually had to learn to buggy rather than it being natural to him at the age of 5! Ah well. Some of us wish we could read too... Grog

wanted....... 1. unexpected and amazing price drop at no notice........ 2. Your mobile phone to be on so that I can get another great quality kite dirt cheap!! 3. High winds immediately after purchase 4. Time off after budgeting period for kiting! Cheers Grog

Happy birthday joel. If its any consolation, just think about how many more years of kite oriented fun you are gonna have.......oh, unless you get married and have kids and get a big mortgage and have to go to work and spend time with the "Inlaws" and go on holiday at the most expensive time cos of school breaks. Oh and dont forget, when the kids come along, there wont be any room in the car for kites because of the carry cot, baby change equipment etc etc.......GET A VAN! Ahhhh, all those things still to come, the memories bring tears to my eyes.......................regularly. All that aside, hope you had a great birthday! Richard

just got some advice from a couple of guys - looks like st kilda is going to be the best place this.. Will have to leave the buggy at home anbd bring my son......god I love families :-) :LAter

off to altona for some buggy fun this morning - be there around midday. This will be followed by some time on the water, winds permitting. If anyone is interested in meeting up then gimme a call on 0448 530113 or just see you there. cheers Richard

as it was unmercifully gnawed

I take it this is an elwood fly?

this weekend! Any weekend! Will be there generally at the drop of a hat, a gust of wind or the possibility of having a great day on the beach. Grog

when he wasnt licking his......

from the left side of

swollen nads cause kite disasters

as well as his genitalia

im off to altona for land and sea. taking buggy and a selection of kites from 6m to 20m just for a laugh! will also be on the water when the tide comes in later this arvo. see you there if anyone is interested. grog

was trying hard to forget

add. Pelvic floor exercises aside

its gills as it drowned

which way he wriggled and

his donkey handlers wifes girlfreind

smeared peanut butter on his