Richiethered

But I'm still poor LOL

Got more fat on me? Jacko, I've lost 22kg in the past 16months mate. U know how? Kiteboarding and kitesurfing mate. Last time I checked I was lighter than u, the big seal and dale "uncle fester" rose!

Over us Jacko? Only if we're diving mate!! Only time u blast past is when u had a curry the night before. Still I'm sure u do surf. I've not actually seen u LOL. I just thought u turned up with a van full of kit. I'd offer to buy it but it's gay!

It wasn't jail, it was the special hospital! And the inmates told me to tell u that ur kites are gay Jacko. Still, at least u have bought some. Pete, FFS order those fuckers so I can have ur cast offs will ya. I feel like Oliver fucking twist!

Roos??? Don't be shortening the name to make them sound cool. They couldn't be cool if u painted them black, gave em to brad Pitt and then froze them! They're so gay that beginners think they're for benders. Bags I don't have to carry the Vaseline and the fisting kit up to Scotland!

So are u setting off now then pete to make sure u get there by April? My mum drives faster than u! My grandad does and he's dead!! I be drivin miss daisy I be drivin!!

Only cos u got new kites Jacko. Pussy boys? That will be me in 42mph on a 9metre then Jacko? Oooooo I'm so gay aren't I? Daren't go out when it's poopy weather LOL. Fuckin av it!!!

Ur missus didn't seem to mind pete LOL! And yes, I'm getting my bus pass out! At least I go kitesurfing rather than kiteswimming! So have u got ur pink wetsuit sorted now cos u sold me ur gay kite? As for u Jacko, ur waroos speak for themselves. Do u get free leather chaps and a copy of the village peoples greatest hits?

So are we playing risk or scrabble at night then?

Every Yorkshireman appreciates a good sheep peter! And not just any old sheep mind. It will be like the fucking wicker man. As long as britt ekland is there. We can always sacrifice u Jacko!

And it'll just be like "the hills have eyes" when we get Dale involved! Talk about a motley crew!

So are we taking ur blow up mincer to tiree Jacko? Are there any sheep? Or ladyboys? As for u pete, you'll be blind by that point!

To Peter..........Cheeky fucker, she wasn't a ladyboy!! It's a fair crack but warm and windy better than fucking cold and windy anyday. We may as well stay at Ainsdale if we go to Tiree. Tiree is a place for the summer when the clan can have a 5 day craich up there and back. March is about somewhere thats hot when its fucking cold here. We want somewhere that has the chance of 20-25knots, not just upto 15. It's ok for you leprechauns but us big lads would rather not have to fly the hindenburgs just to get going. I know we take a chance wherever we go but something to do if the wind isn't blowing would be good. Cheap also a benefit. Reasonably quick to get there also good. I shall be bored this weekend when I fly down to Saudi so I shall play at Johnny travel agent. I shall also see if I can get Unilever rates at certain places. For example, I can stay in Bali at a 4* on the beach for 65 a nght. In Vietnam at a 4* for about 60 a night. etc etc. However, in the meantime, everyone look into it but I don't want to just sit on a beach with no fucking wind for 5days or worse still, look at Andy and Tom going mental on 11s when I can't even go on my 15. I know i'm shit but a chance to practice would be good. Or it's back to the ladyboys!! Rich

Personally I vote for Mui Ne in Vietnam but that's cos its 90% chance of wind. Always slightly onshore / cross shore, 35C and 20knots. Oh and it's cheap too!! But I don't care where we go. I'm in.

She who must be obeyed has just signed my permission slip...... Rich B

Callum, I'll take it off your hands if its in good nick?

Carl mate, I'm really sorry and as I was stood there when you were "apparently" being unsafe then all I can say is they are talking shit!! Agree with all of everyone's comments about the Dale's spirit dying. Apparently, the rules and regs aren't a problem as far as Chris is concerned. Personally, as a relative noob, I would prefer something a little bigger than a fucking bathtub to surf in! Kevs point was well raised as we had a little coming together (no comments!!) near a noob when it was well crowded the other week. The beach wasn't built just for Chris and just because we don't need to pay him for lessons doesn't mean we can't use the nice watery stuff too!! As for the council, they need to just say once and for all if they would like us all to fuck off. Kitesurfing, by definition, is a dangerous sport and we all have insurance to come on to the beach, hence why they aren't liable for us. Let us do our own risk assessment and leave us to enjoy our sport. Otherwise, tell us straight up to fuck off and stay off their beach. I don't care as long as they stop dancing about. Too many scousers trying to make rules when they aren't needed!! Finally, as for Carl, I think it's a fucking shame considering the guy started me on the road to safe landboarding, better technique, a wealth of advice and gave me the confidence to get into the water and go for it. Plus his messages about safe flying have kept me in one piece, especially when i was very new to this. Apparently, the new rules are there to protect us and people not klilling themselves in front of their kids. But we should be self launching. I pointed out this to Chris and he just looked at me like I was weird until I explained I like the safest option where someone was there to help me if the shit hit the fan on launch!! I'm moving to West Kirby soon. All welcome at my place for Bacon butties before we hit the Wirral coast!! Rich

Still got it fella? If so I'll give you £280?

As it's been at least a week since I got my feet wet, I'm getting the shakes and need a further sesh. Anyone fancy getting amongst the brethren over't right side of the hill and going to Fraisthorpe for a session on Wednesday. Any of the Ainsdale regs fancy it? Wind looks as good as it's getting for the next week or so. Ricardo

Hang on mate, if someone wants to be a complete bell and cast at you when you're on a lagoon 20yds out in an onshore when you were there first then he takes his life into his own hands. If someone threw a knife at you, would you just turn the other cheek? Putting my life in danger is not something I or anyone should take lightly> like people on golf courses being twatted when they drive through slower golfers. Its well out of order. I have a lot of time for Alex's POV but if he had done that to me, he best be WELL prepared to front up because I'm going to stick his expensive rod and tackle where the sun doesn't shine. And I'd relish it if he decided he fancied a bit. I wouldn't talk, I'd just batter him. He gave up the right to civilised conversation when he decided to have a go. If you're there first, they sod off. If they are, you sod off. It's that simple. First come first serve but if they are doing the angling equivalent of towels on the sunbeds then we turn up en masse and close the area to them sometime. Other than that, go with the flow and come to a reasonable compromise with the reasonable anglers. U will always get bell ends as well as always get surf nazis who think that all beaches are now closed so we can kitesurf!

difficult mate to find a place there. Im from Hudds (but live in Lpool) and my advice would be to get yourself over to the NW for a bit of beach work.

By the way, if we're doing the guerilla bit where we strike and then dissappear into the night, can we wait till my finger heals? Alternatively, give me a hacksaw so I can cut the fucker off. Don't need it for the bar and 10 is an overrated number.

I got toed by Chris on Sunday and rather than give him some ag, I just had a chat, walked behind them and didn't bother them again. As for the club stuff, we all want a decent crack and if we need to arrange something thats unofficial, lets jfdi!! Rich

Boys, Let's face it........Unofficial is a lot cooler!! everyone is right about the politics and in time, if we do get large then maybe we can go for accreditation and do everything the right way. We all know who we are and we're all a set of lunatics who love a bit of kiting!! I go for the "guerilla underground" everytime and no reason we can't arrange a monster bash at xmas anyway hahahaha. Let's form something between us and no reason we can't get together up the beach for a BBq and some ales "Point Break" style sometime soon afetr a good all day sesh. That is when my finger sorts itself. Anyone got hacksaw to speed up the healing? Don't need it for the bar and 10 is an overrated number anyway. Rich

Pete, I raised this big time with the council yesterday and pointed out that the Kitesurfers shoudl be able to work without jeopardising the "safety". Seems like the council listened. Have thanked Gill for the help and is much appreciated. Happy days all round. See u up there fella. Rich