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Munky Boy

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  1. Boobies, norks, jugs !!!!!!!!
  2. 1 month to sell ours for the bit*h to pull out the week we were going to move. But a builder then bought it on the same day as we lost the sale. It then took 4 mths to move
  3. I can remember we had two girl rabbits and they were always going for it. They were called Goldie and Hollywood. Didn't see a "strap on" though;) Suppose they could of used a carrot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  4. Word is that a new building even bigger than this in Dubia is to be built in Singapore as we have an enquiry to build the lift buffers that will withstand a 7.5m per second impact with 15000kg mass. That is a massive lift!!!! as the burji takes a 6 m per second with a mass of 10000kg. You don't want to be in that lift it goes titts up:( flat as a pancake:eek:
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    Helmets

    I have a sun ski helmet they look good, protect the ears and do not cost the earth
  6. Our company Oleo supplied alll the lift buffers for this Tower. They are put at the bottom of the shaft to stop the carraige and counter weight smashing into the ground if the lift cables snap and if the brake fails So do not use the lifts:D
  7. This made me laugh today http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/6901543.stm What a brill stunt to pull
  8. Right said Fred Album MC Hammer Album , pure class
  9. The reason I got hit 14 times as I thought I was Rambo:cool: and ran around like a headless chicken. If I had hid in the bushes like some wimps I wouldn't of got hit as many times. I am an all action hero. This pro got me from some bushes which counted for 10 of the hits. The power in those pro guns are amazing , it knocked me off my feet. They fire at 31 bullets a second:eek: This pro shot a hole canister of 250 balls on to one lad. His hole head was covered in pait and couldn't see where to run and kept on tripping up. Every time he got up he was shot even more.
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    Bingo!

    I will be 56 when I am free of tyhe noose
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    Blocked loo

    Wire coat hanger-unwind-wish it about in the loo and the u-bend - loads of bleech down the loo- wait- flush- unbocked loo -done
  12. We've got a Bee's nest in the back garden and our three cats just sit next to it catching and eating them. It don't matter how mant times they get stung they still go back for more. Shame the three or them do not tackle the family of rats we have in the river in our front garden:eek: big wimps.
  13. Loads of tickets on E-BAY !!!!
  14. I built mine from spare parts I found in the garage
  15. Just been on the news that the 15th July is going to be mini heat wave...one day only as the rest of July is a wash out:confused:
  16. Moved to broad lane In Feb and noticed loads of kiters on hersal common. Is this safe!! And has anyone been flashed by the new camera Yet
  17. Been told by the post office it Friday
  18. Get the school bully and pop his head in it. Job Done
  19. LOL, thant was very good, The muddy photo looked as if he was in Hull !!!
  20. Wow what a great Buy
  21. I popped my cherry once. Wow that was a fun day !!!
  22. I alos see the new toys have started to filter into the shops. Not as good as the old ones !!!
  23. Can you swim !!!
  24. Muse.... best live act in the world.
  25. Egypt....Only if you want to get blown up..like the wife and I. Most horrific place to be when something like that happens.
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