Bert is bound to be better than you on the board!!!!!!!! He still has all his facilties working.
Not surprised you have been banned by the boss from getting on it cause you can't hobble up the aisle on crutches, very uncool thing to do
And note Samski suggests watching boarding vids so that is your Stag Night arranged you just supply the Booze and away we go.
Last but by no means least we have to have to discuss the "I'm a compotent buggier" statement, mind could just leave that one for the speeches?????????????/
xx:D