Angoose Posted December 6, 2006 Report Posted December 6, 2006 i've got an idea but not sure lol it dont sound very funny they way i'm thinking lol okay everybody just give up on me now lol Quote
keishin Posted December 6, 2006 Report Posted December 6, 2006 see this is wots gettin me i'm thinking of everything, jeeze am just slow not quite everything;) WEARS the soap, pmsl:) ...still dont get it? Quote
Angoose Posted December 6, 2006 Report Posted December 6, 2006 *hangs head* nope someone send my a pm explaining it so i don't feel to much like a retard lol Quote
bathy1 Posted December 6, 2006 Report Posted December 6, 2006 pmsl,, ok here goes. two nuns in the bath, one says to the other wheres the soap, the other one(with a big grin on her face,thinking her friend meant WEAR NOT WHERE) said yes it does doesnt it, as she laid back and lit a fag;) Quote
Angoose Posted December 6, 2006 Report Posted December 6, 2006 lmao ah i get it now lol got there in the thanx to all the people who helped me get through that. Quote
lard Posted December 6, 2006 Report Posted December 6, 2006 What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Dyouthinkhesaurus......... .........my coat please cloakroom attendant..... Quote
bathy1 Posted December 6, 2006 Report Posted December 6, 2006 waddya do if your walking through the jungle and come across an alligator? wipe it off and say sorry!!!! Quote
Jack H Posted December 6, 2006 Report Posted December 6, 2006 thats just wrong on so many levels Quote
keishin Posted December 6, 2006 Report Posted December 6, 2006 pmsl,, ok here goes. two nuns in the bath, one says to the other wheres the soap, the other one(with a big grin on her face,thinking her friend meant WEAR NOT WHERE) said yes it does doesnt it, as she laid back and lit a fag;) ok im not getting the yes it does doesnt it? ginger... heeelllppp:( Quote
keishin Posted December 6, 2006 Report Posted December 6, 2006 waddya do if your walking through the jungle and come across an alligator? wipe it off and say sorry!!!! ok i must be very ret@rded cos i dnt get that either Quote
bathy1 Posted December 6, 2006 Report Posted December 6, 2006 waddya do if your walking through the jungle and come across an alligator? wipe it off and say sorry!!!! ok i must be very ret@rded cos i dnt get that either seriosly,i am sitting here with tears in my eyes, fpmsl...... Quote
keishin Posted December 6, 2006 Report Posted December 6, 2006 seriosly,i am sitting here with tears in my eyes, fpmsl...... ok now your rubbing it in... yes it flew straight over my head Quote
kite crazy Posted December 7, 2006 Report Posted December 7, 2006 i dont get the nun joke, im having a blonde moment....... Quote
king.module Posted December 7, 2006 Report Posted December 7, 2006 i dont get the nun joke, im having a blonde moment....... LOL - must be an age thing - 'tis one of the best jokes in the world Two nuns riding bicycles down a cobbled street, and one turns to the other and says "Do you know, I've never come this way before." Quote
kite crazy Posted December 7, 2006 Report Posted December 7, 2006 ill put it down to an age thing... ..saves me from further embarrasment Quote
keishin Posted December 7, 2006 Report Posted December 7, 2006 Two nuns riding bicycles down a cobbled street, and one turns to the other and says "Do you know, I've never come this way before." lol now i get that one... but im still stuck with the soap and the one bit earlier on Quote
Schmool Posted December 7, 2006 Report Posted December 7, 2006 An Irishman walks into the Blacksmiths and ask's if there's any jobs. The blacksmith ask 'Have you ever shoed a horse?' the Irishman replies 'No, but I told a donkey to feck off' Schmool Quote
keishin Posted December 7, 2006 Report Posted December 7, 2006 an irishmen walks into a bar.....-ough- ok ok im leaving.. Quote
Steve1599968621 Posted December 7, 2006 Report Posted December 7, 2006 Two nuns riding bicycles down a cobbled street, and one turns to the other and says "Do you know, I've never come this way before." lol now i get that one... but im still stuck with the soap and the one bit earlier on LOL. Tut, sigh, etc. As King M says, it's a classic joke! One nun says to the other 'The friction of me rubbing 'down there' causes the soap to wear out doesn't it?' (Where's the soap?') 'Yes, one rather agrees that it does indeed cause the soap to wear out.' (Yes, it does doesn't it?) :rolleyes: A nun in the shower, hears a knock on the bathroom door. 'No, you can't come in' 'It's ok, I'm a blind man' 'OK then, come in.' 'Nice t!ts, where do you want the blind?' Quote
Mike R Posted December 7, 2006 Report Posted December 7, 2006 Did you hear about the Architect that had his house made backwards so he could watch TV. ? (I'll explain now "House Maid") Mike R Quote
keishin Posted December 7, 2006 Report Posted December 7, 2006 One nun says to the other 'The friction of me rubbing 'down there' causes the soap to wear out doesn't it?' (Where's the soap?') 'Yes, one rather agrees that it does indeed cause the soap to wear out.' (Yes, it does doesn't it?) :rolleyes: ..... ..... how did you get all that?... that joke requires to much thought lol Quote
phantomgaz Posted December 7, 2006 Report Posted December 7, 2006 i have found the second fastest thing in the kitchen MILK because its PASTYOUREYES before you no it Quote
Mike R Posted December 7, 2006 Report Posted December 7, 2006 How do you make a hormone ? Dont Pay her Mike R Quote
GaRRy Posted December 7, 2006 Report Posted December 7, 2006 A Englishman a Scotsman and a Irishman walk into a bar The barman says "Is this some kind of joke" Quote
Plugus Maximus Posted December 7, 2006 Report Posted December 7, 2006 Ted and Julie go to bed with one another for the first time Julie: I think I should warn you Ted, I've got acute angina Ted: Your jumper bunnies aren't bad either For more like this click on the link to my for sale thread in my sig! :D Quote
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