Bubble_tdm Posted December 5, 2006 Report Posted December 5, 2006 Does anybody get this joke: Q. What is the fastest cake? A. A scone i don't understand it... so any help would be greatly appreciated... Thanks all Bubble (i know, its been a while... Glad you missed me!!) Quote
martin Posted December 5, 2006 Report Posted December 5, 2006 It's all down to how you pronounce the word scone:D Quote
kite crazy Posted December 5, 2006 Report Posted December 5, 2006 ITS GONE if you say it reasonably fast Q: Whats the fastest part of a car A: the dashboard Quote
Bubble_tdm Posted December 5, 2006 Author Report Posted December 5, 2006 ahhhhh!!! its all become clear now... however, if anyone else has a stupid joke they would like to share with the world... feel free!!! Quote
kite crazy Posted December 5, 2006 Report Posted December 5, 2006 Q : What do you call a dear with no eyes??? A: No Idea! -------------------------------- Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes and no legs?? A : Still No Idea!!!! ---------------------------- Q: What do you call a dear missing an ear A : D ---------------------------------- Q : What do you call a fish missing an eye?? A : Fshhhhhhhhhhhhhh Quote
Rossp Posted December 5, 2006 Report Posted December 5, 2006 q:what do u call a donkey with no eyes no legs and blood spilling out of its mouth A: Still no bloody idea Quote
keishin Posted December 5, 2006 Report Posted December 5, 2006 heres a good joke.. Rossp HAHA get it? Quote
Rossp Posted December 5, 2006 Report Posted December 5, 2006 heres a good joke.. Rossp HAHA get it? LOL GREAT JOKE HAHAHAH not its been told too many times before Quote
kite crazy Posted December 5, 2006 Report Posted December 5, 2006 Q : What do you call a donkey missing a leg? A : Wonkey --------------- if you want any more rubbish jokes, PM me Quote
kite crazy Posted December 5, 2006 Report Posted December 5, 2006 just thought of another one -------------------------- Did I tell you the joke about the butter??? Actually no, I cant tell you, you might spread it Quote
steeler_steve Posted December 5, 2006 Report Posted December 5, 2006 What do you call an man who's been buried for 40 years? Pete. Quote
Jack H Posted December 5, 2006 Report Posted December 5, 2006 lol ^ 'all Generalistaions are false' Quote
ZoMbooLio Posted December 6, 2006 Report Posted December 6, 2006 I heard one when I was about 7, and didn;t get it, now at the age of 32 I think its dead funny Two nuns in a bath, one says "Where's the soap?" The other says "yes it does doesn't it" Quote
kite crazy Posted December 6, 2006 Report Posted December 6, 2006 dont get it - heard it before, but dont get it??? Quote
Angoose Posted December 6, 2006 Report Posted December 6, 2006 same lol maybe i'll rite it down then put it somewhere random and find it in a few years and laugh my head off Quote
Angoose Posted December 6, 2006 Report Posted December 6, 2006 lol nice try but nope still not getting it lol Quote
Bubble_tdm Posted December 6, 2006 Author Report Posted December 6, 2006 lol nice try but nope still not getting it lol gotta be honest, i'm not getting it either.... Quote
Angoose Posted December 6, 2006 Report Posted December 6, 2006 see this is wots gettin me i'm thinking of everything, jeeze am just slow Quote
sym170 Posted December 6, 2006 Report Posted December 6, 2006 i can imagine what it is getting at but the "yes it does doesn't it", doesnt make sense to me right now Quote
bathy1 Posted December 6, 2006 Report Posted December 6, 2006 see this is wots gettin me i'm thinking of everything, jeeze am just slow not quite everything;) WEARS the soap, pmsl:) Quote
sym170 Posted December 6, 2006 Report Posted December 6, 2006 ahh, i thought there was a play on "where's" hmmmmmmmm Quote
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