The Five Word Story...

[.Joel]

with one foot and two

[kneebuster]

It's eyes where like fire!

[JKS]

.... but it's bum was smelly

[.Joel]

and resembled a big moving

[JKS]

bus, with a sticker saying

[sinbad]

Goodbye peter, come back soon

[JKS]

and .... Long live the King

[.Joel]

of the whitsundays lawn bowls

[sinbad]

more friends to blow with

[grogamanda]

said the prostitute kiter enthusiastically!

[kneebuster]

and girls to be had!!!

[.Joel]

were really men in disguise

[sinbad]

all with pocket rockets too

[kneebuster]

and he OBE only twice

[sinbad]

the police were then called

[.Joel]

"... fashion police can I help"

[kneebuster]

the fishnet stockings and pink

[JKS]

kite, just like Joels one

[.Joel]

with a mac logo in

[sinbad]

triplicate on there bare bum's

[.Joel]

that were hanging out the

[sinbad]

baggy pant's like homer simpson

[JKS]

The sun was setting fast,

[.Joel]

and the koalas were chirping

[sinbad]

look at me i can fly