paulie_amoose Posted May 8, 2009 Report Posted May 8, 2009 After the near death my beloved old North pump, the old dependable grey one with a battered hose. I decided to let the new pimp ass North pump into my life, here is a review of its bad a$$... http://www.brackleshamboardriders.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/north-pump.jpg The pump arrived at 10:30am and I decided to test it's techincal ability with a meaty server issue we had been running with for the last 2 weeks, the pump went into the server room and immediently resolved the issue. Lateral Thinking - 10/10 http://i339.photobucket.com/albums/n473/paulie_amoose/IMGP1251.jpg I tested the pump ability to simplify complex issues and pass on infomation to clients in an understable manner. Comunication skills - 10/10 http://i339.photobucket.com/albums/n473/paulie_amoose/IMGP1247.jpg Next we test the various attachments in various valves.. Interconnectablity 12/10 http://i339.photobucket.com/albums/n473/paulie_amoose/IMGP1258.jpg Next test is ability to hold down a lunch time pint.. Switched from blow to suck for this one - Drinking Part 1 10/10 http://i339.photobucket.com/albums/n473/paulie_amoose/IMGP1261.jpg Tested the ability to chair a executive business meeting - Corporate synegie 10/10 http://i339.photobucket.com/albums/n473/paulie_amoose/Pumpmeeting.jpg Tested is the ability to luv you long time.. Switch back from suck to blow! 10/10 5 dollar! http://i339.photobucket.com/albums/n473/paulie_amoose/luvulongtime.jpg Next we tested the pumps ability to deliver a presentation on SAN infrastructure. Powerpoint and knowledge transfer skills 10/10 http://i339.photobucket.com/albums/n473/paulie_amoose/IMGP1268.jpg Quote
paulie_amoose Posted May 8, 2009 Author Report Posted May 8, 2009 Into the evening we tested the pump further.... The next test was an beer and curry stress test.. Manly consumption 10/10 http://i339.photobucket.com/albums/n473/paulie_amoose/IMGP1269.jpg Then we test the pump ability to make the most miserable waiter in Bristol laugh... 0/10 http://i339.photobucket.com/albums/n473/paulie_amoose/IMGP1270.jpg It redeemed itself by chatting up the attractive bar maid instead.. Pulling ability 10/10 http://i339.photobucket.com/albums/n473/paulie_amoose/IMGP1271.jpg Then it went to pull four girls at once (ages to be confirmed.. ) Pulling ability 20/10 http://i339.photobucket.com/albums/n473/paulie_amoose/IMGP1276.jpg It took to the dance floor and as you can from the shaft position got a bit excited by all the attention! http://i339.photobucket.com/albums/n473/paulie_amoose/IMGP1277.jpg Overall this pump is a fast talking, solid working, hard partying, lady killing mo fo and I'm proud to have spent £24.99 on it and I have made a new friend http://i339.photobucket.com/albums/n473/paulie_amoose/onemanandhispump.jpg But how well does it inflate kites? F**K KNOWS! Quote
metal_snapper1599968645 Posted May 8, 2009 Report Posted May 8, 2009 Just died laughing!!! Wish I had the wit to comment!! Quote
ouchmyankle Posted May 9, 2009 Report Posted May 9, 2009 lol class best review ever, I need this pump in my life. Quote
gordo Posted May 9, 2009 Report Posted May 9, 2009 pmsl fair play looks like Mr pump works hard and partys hard Quote
GSter Posted May 9, 2009 Report Posted May 9, 2009 Paulie, I bought a new pair of Mystic gloves last week, can I send them over for a review please? Quote
austin Posted May 9, 2009 Report Posted May 9, 2009 fantastic! i wa half expecting a serious review lol Quote
cosmicrider Posted May 9, 2009 Report Posted May 9, 2009 On the the strenth of that ,im gonna get one ! Quote
Blast Posted May 9, 2009 Report Posted May 9, 2009 Only worry is that the pump may run off with Mrs! Quote
MrPhill Posted May 9, 2009 Report Posted May 9, 2009 Thats the best review ive ever seen I think i may have wet myself reading it Quote
Andy-j Posted May 9, 2009 Report Posted May 9, 2009 your work mates must think you are a pleb! Great review and top effort for having the balls to take your pump to work and out with you! Quote
C4C Posted May 9, 2009 Report Posted May 9, 2009 alas a proper review!!! very good if very strange.. ;o) Quote
Tone Posted May 9, 2009 Report Posted May 9, 2009 that was freaking awesome!!! thanks man, that has cheered up a very boring Saturday. Quote
_Geordie_ Posted May 9, 2009 Report Posted May 9, 2009 mint. Sat on the beach waiting for this rain to blow through and read this on my phone as i need a new pump and was p!ssing mesel. I think i'll put the pumps cv forward for a position in our it dept, it'll run rings round our lot. Will have to warn the girls tho! Class! Quote
GORILLA Posted May 9, 2009 Report Posted May 9, 2009 Ha - v good - must be the honest and most trust worthy review ever written ! P.s you do have far too much time on your hands! Quote
zimmer Posted May 9, 2009 Report Posted May 9, 2009 Bit harsh giving 0/10 for not making the waiter laugh. Surely you can see the mirth in his eyes? Quote
morleyman200 Posted May 9, 2009 Report Posted May 9, 2009 hmm, well it even pulls the younger generation of the females top review pmsl Quote
paulie_amoose Posted May 9, 2009 Author Report Posted May 9, 2009 Guess what... Forgot to take the bloody thing to the beach with me today! I couldnt find it this morning, I think it might still be out partying! Quote
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