crankin

Impressive video I was falling off my ****in chair another testament to why foils on water are shit thanks for clearing that up.

Slingy have some ****in smooth colours but only seem to deliver the shittest of colours to australia. Colours mean shit anyway.

Had an arc I bort in the early days and she felt like a wet sponge. Tried another one last year she felt like a wet tampon. Good if ya the sort of flyer that likes to do dishes and potter around in womens undies.

Theres ah very distinct intimacy with the two grab a low aspect kite you will get lots and lots of grunt out of it. Grab a high aspect kite and you need to get it moving a lot to start working but once you are moving they will keep on generating more power. Steve has it in for the windsurfing brands like north and naish that make cracken kites second to slingy because the wholesaler in australia told him to fob off a few weeks back.

Newbies learning to loop is always a good midsession piece of entertainment. Go grab yourself an old kite or better borrow a demo because youre going to trash the thing. Forget the gaybows they drop you like spuds until you get them back around, pull a cheap $100 ckite off ebay and bash the shit out of that.

YouTube - Mmmkay

Take ya shit back to the other forum this is for serious kiters not land crabs wishing they could kite on two legs ya welcome to arse scrape ya way back like a mutt.

olliO the girls here have no idea go and buy yaself a slingy and you will be sorted. Gmoney go get ya teeth fixed that's what ya get for being steves on call **** hole.

Great to see ya spent the whole week sitting at your keyboard waiting for me, you make an old man smile. I just spent the last six days in fiji kiting and not a pathetic little incestuous land crab in sight made my holiday all the much better I could only spot the natural variety.

There is nothing in this video that stands out it looks pretty much standard to what other kite manufacturers are doing, they should dial up slingy if they really want something strong.

The impact vests do nothing for you kiteboarding because most of the time when you crash your arms are well above your head and they have these huge gaping holes to give you movement. Buy a decent wetsuit and that should be more then enough to offer protection and buoyancy or get some floaties from the toddler pool.

Land crabs are a weird kind of individual and you have just confirmed that in stunning picture quality well done.

Looks like some land crab got stuck in the bushes do I win?

I am entertaining them right now are you enjoying the show?

The wooden boards are very pretty but very weak they have no 3d moulding to the top of the boards so they are very weak through the whole board not just the tips. They are a good light wind boards but not ideal for high wind and heavy impacts.