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Yes anything by MIL http://avia.russian.ee/helicopters_eng/mil.html Or how about the delightful Westland Wasp Or how about this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Belvedere.arp.750pix.jpg And though it's not really a helicopter in the true sense try the Osprey http://www.airforce-technology.com/projects/osprey/osprey2.html

Had a computer studies teacher called Bates and he prefered to be called Mister Bates Tho as he was a school master I'd have thought Master Bates seeing as he was a w***er

Don't know about convertibles how about gits on mobiles driving Porsche/Jag/Saab/Rangerover et al. They can afford a bloody expensive car but can't afford £10~20 for a cheap hands free kit. And they still drive like twats!

Nope but they used to fly Canberras out of there and that's plenty big enough. Here's the statutory regs. governing this stuff "(iv) a kite shall not be flown at a height of more than 30 metres above ground level within the aerodrome traffic zone of a notified aerodrome during the notified operating hours of that aerodrome; (v) a kite shall not be flown at a height of more than 60 metres above ground level; and (vi) a parascending parachute shall not be launched by winch and cable or by ground tow within the aerodrome traffic zone of a notified aerodrome during the notified operating hours of that aerodrome; without the permission in writing of the CAA and in accordance with any conditions subject to which that permission may have been granted." Link for the full stuff if you like http://www.opsi.gov.uk/si/si2000/20001562.htm#86 Though you do get very very low air traffic overflying Shell Island, Harlech and Borth y Guest. Mostly light aircraft, helicopters and microlights

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Merci buckets mon brave! Sad to say Osamabinkiting got deleted in an international conspiracy when they wiped the Flexiforum and sent us back in time to March 2006. I will however not kill you I will merely leave you in my dust when I can find a better kite than the **** 3.5 bullet I am currently using to beat your mighty fine Samurai. Nobody else liked Osama any way (specially those gay beeaatch's at Racekites) Anyone else up for a TOP FRIENDLY KITER AWARD? You'll get a prize (promise )

Hows about combining Big Brother with Saw (and Saw II) tell them they have oh say 20 minutes to hack their own stomachs open with a (humm..) chainsaw/razor blade to find the key that was surgically implanted while they were asleep or if they don't the house will be flooded with Ebola virus (flesh eating bacteria) There you go nothing too extreme. Oh stuff it just send the in the Ebola any way

Well Mr. Sturmovik you managed to weed out all the day time alcoholics judging by all the post pre-opening hours:D Haven't you lot got pubs to go to??

O'ill have a nice nice cup of tea. Wid sum booze init. Fek Actually a G&T with ice and slice old chap. Out on the veranda with the Mem Sahib chop chop theres a good fellow. Or failing that a 12oz glass and a jug of Tui.

Yup I always liked that one so if it's 50 degrees in the shade you keep damn well working you coolies,

Yeah but think... It's uphill all the way back:(

Noooowwwww iiiitttssss reeaaalll......... slowwwwww but wait... Nowitisreallyfast

Yeah! So whadya do? Do you A) Keep ******* the old bugger off until some one at the council listens to him? B) Kill him his two bitches (that's female dogs) and his dog and bury them in a shallow grave? C) Realise that not everyone knows what kites are about so give him some space. Let him walk his dogs shag his wife he will leave eventually and you can kite. He won't have cause to complain (unless you shag his dogs and take his wife for a walk http://community.flexifoil.com/images/icons/wacko.gif)

There we go another sensible suggestion. I vote for Tigertim he sounds like he knows his stuff... On the other hand couldn't we have an option "None of the above"??

You suffer from stingy boss syndrome too. 32 degrees in our office even the Japs weren't that inhuman. Got to the car and it was 50 degrees, stuff driving 1 hour home for tea I'm frying bacon and eggs on the bonnet.

Cracking real stinky farts (hydrogen sulphide ones) and wondering where the stinks coming from? Ever wondered why no matter how smelly you like smelling your own? I should get out more

Hot damn! You guessed! Bugger!

Definitely Wood Wasp/Horntail - Urocerus gigas you had a female hence the long ovipositor See link for details http://www.kendall-bioresearch.co.uk/hymen.htm#horntail Watch out though their larvae love rip stop nylon No only kidding

You pays your money you takes your choice they'll probably be really crap and make you go blind.http://community.flexifoil.com/images/icons/icon6.gif Wear goggles over your specs. or get contacts or even get your eyes burned with a laser

It's not that they are superior it's just your inferiority complex showing.

A great divide called the ocean, their kites follow different patterns, their kiting styles are different, and kit mostly different. It's hard to be sociable in the middle of the sea. Though the only arsey buggers I ever met are the land based ones who whether they be buggiers or boarders are all some giant ongoing genital measuring competition (mostly to compensate for having real tiny ones I guess) As for buggiers being old well the only nice kiters I meet are old guys in buggies, girls in buggies (or boards) and newbies who are happy to swap advice and get tips.

Ah! It's because the "idiot noobies" do not possess your superior intellect my dear Pablo. They are mere pond scum and you are quite obviously a superior crustacean. So join the Neo Facist Kite Brotherhood and together we will rid this world of these vile NOOBIES and you will be able to enjoy your sport unadulterated by their vile stench (Hahahahahahahaha) You can only join NFKB if you possess superior kiting abilities blond hair blue eyes and a Swastika pinned to your royal arse.http://community.flexifoil.com/images/icons/king.gif Heil me! Oh before any other Zebra Fish out there moan it's called tongue in cheek humour.

That is the trouble isn't it Tim having opinions and wishing to ensure everyone hears them. Crud god almighty this sport has enough problems with bans without a load of internicene fighting about who can and can't and who should and shouldn't. Personally; just get and bloody fly and leave this trash in the bin. P.S. Stop stirringhttp://community.flexifoil.com/images/icons/icon4.gif P.P.S. Like that entry Sturmovik anyone for a PIG ROAST?