Have you ever gone out for a session and spent more time talking to people about flying your kite rather than flying it? I just had a session like that. Don't get me wrong, they were friendly people, but I came to fly.
The first fellow was a fellow flyer without a kite and helpfully pointed out that if I just went over that way (pointing a knowing finger) I would have much smoother wind. He was probably right, but like most people I don't like being told what I should do.
The second fellow was a real nutter. Gave me his dad's phone number and told me I should call him because he had designed these really neat kite flying contraptions. At one point when I finally got the kite in the air he decided to 'help' me apply the brakes by grabbing the handles and pulling on them! I suggested that wasn't a very good idea and he eventually went back to join his friends. I think it was an outing from the local sanatorium.
If anyone is interested in his dad's phone number, let me know. It seems he has invented a system to fly a kite while riding on a surfboard. He should patent that. I think it would be popular.