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Hmm, I'd be surprised if it isn't at your local bottle shop... although you QLDers are a bit funny when it comes to anything from NSW :P

Here it comes ......

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BEER vs. VAGINA!!! There are no losers...really.

1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.

One point to BEER

2.Warm beer tastes awful.

One point to VAGINA

3.A really cold beer is satisfying.

One point to BEER

4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair

between your teeth, you may vomit.

One point to VAGINA

5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.

6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.

One point to VAGINA

7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may

suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.

One point to VAGINA

8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.

One point to VAGINA

9. You normally don't find old beer.

One point to BEER

10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much

vagina and you'll think you've seen God.

One point to VAGINA

11.. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is

fun. One point to VAGINA

12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.

One point to VAGINA

13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.

One point to BEER

14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can.

One point to BEER

15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it

settles down. One point to BEER

16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark,

pilsner,ale,lager,etc. One point to BEER

1 7. You always know how much beer is going to cost

One point to BEER

18. Beer doesn't have a mother

One point to BEER

19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you

drink it. One point to BEER

20. Tapping a Keg... easy. Tapping a Vagina... may take you weeks.

One Point to BEER

Final Score: 11 BEER, 8 VAGINA

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Working in pubs for 17 years I have seen a few, but I have never see one quite like him.

His determination and his understanding of his task at hand was strong as ever .... he had that 6 pack locked in .... he was focused. The funny old bugger even kept good posture.

But didn't mission control shut down in the most interesting way :sarcastichand:

Marty

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Constructively adding to the topic...

Anyone around XK brew their own beer?

After a 5 week wait for my latest IPA to finish it's bottle carbonation and maturing i've just started enjoying the first few bottles. Sen-fn-sational stuff! I've just thrown a batch of hard lemonade in the fermenter for a refreshing summer drop, but that's going to be fermenting for the next week or two as apparently it takes a while for the yeast to do their thing in the highly acidic environment.

I'll probably do a batch of my homebrew cider next, just so i've got a few varieties kicking around in the cupboard... but i've run out of bottles!

Anyone around Melbourne got any Coopers bottles ready to go in the recycling? I'll happily come and pick them up. :D

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