JKS Posted May 27, 2009 Author Report Posted May 27, 2009 Hmm, I'd be surprised if it isn't at your local bottle shop... although you QLDers are a bit funny when it comes to anything from NSW Here it comes ...... :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Quote
flipster Posted May 27, 2009 Report Posted May 27, 2009 HAH! I fart in your general direction! Silly backwards state thinking they are superior:rofl: Ohh and GO NSW!!!!! Quote
JKS Posted May 27, 2009 Author Report Posted May 27, 2009 I think I have drunk too much beer ...... who won last year ? ... and the year before ... and the year before that I cant remember !! Quote
flipster Posted May 27, 2009 Report Posted May 27, 2009 Yeah yeah... not this year, Marty!!! :upyours: Quote
budha Posted May 27, 2009 Report Posted May 27, 2009 i found a place that sell cascade light for $2.30:yahoo::yahoo::dance4::drinks: and soft drink is $3 Quote
budha Posted June 8, 2009 Report Posted June 8, 2009 stones ginger beer its good nice and strong Quote
JKS Posted July 28, 2009 Author Report Posted July 28, 2009 This ones funny and sad all at the same time ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGrGAW0qOOw&feature=PlayList&p=0AF6BA105DB7F756&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=34 This ones just bloody sick Quote
Goz Posted July 28, 2009 Report Posted July 28, 2009 1st one was good Marty but that 2nd one is just wrong mate Quote
Oooo Posted July 29, 2009 Report Posted July 29, 2009 mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm beer !! now thats the spirit lol Quote
Goz Posted August 15, 2009 Report Posted August 15, 2009 BEER vs. VAGINA!!! There are no losers...really. 1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER 2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA 3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER 4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA 5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being. 6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA 7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA 8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA 9. You normally don't find old beer. One point to BEER 10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God. One point to VAGINA 11.. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. One point to VAGINA 12. In most countries there's a tax on beer. One point to VAGINA 13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER 14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER 15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down. One point to BEER 16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner,ale,lager,etc. One point to BEER 1 7. You always know how much beer is going to cost One point to BEER 18. Beer doesn't have a mother One point to BEER 19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it. One point to BEER 20. Tapping a Keg... easy. Tapping a Vagina... may take you weeks. One Point to BEER Final Score: 11 BEER, 8 VAGINA Quote
just some kitin' girl Posted October 22, 2009 Report Posted October 22, 2009 here's a real catch for those single ladies out there!! http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/latest/637 ... ence-store make sure you watch the video Quote
sluggo Posted October 22, 2009 Report Posted October 22, 2009 Some people don't know when to stop Very funny when he's trying to get out that moving door Quote
JKS Posted October 22, 2009 Author Report Posted October 22, 2009 I have seen his whole family up here in the NT Quote
Goz Posted October 22, 2009 Report Posted October 22, 2009 :rofl: I haven't laughed that hard in ages. It's a sure sign your drunk when you keep falling flat on your back while sitting on the floor. Quote
JKS Posted October 24, 2009 Author Report Posted October 24, 2009 Working in pubs for 17 years I have seen a few, but I have never see one quite like him. His determination and his understanding of his task at hand was strong as ever .... he had that 6 pack locked in .... he was focused. The funny old bugger even kept good posture. But didn't mission control shut down in the most interesting way Marty Quote
JKS Posted December 24, 2009 Author Report Posted December 24, 2009 Gozzy .... Seeing your on the RUM ... I thought I'd see what funny beer stuff you could find BUMP Marty Quote
JKS Posted August 23, 2010 Author Report Posted August 23, 2010 It's been a while since a good quality beer ad was released ....... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQsA2eW6-Vo Mmmmmm .... what to have for lunch Quote
koma Posted August 23, 2010 Report Posted August 23, 2010 Constructively adding to the topic... Anyone around XK brew their own beer? After a 5 week wait for my latest IPA to finish it's bottle carbonation and maturing i've just started enjoying the first few bottles. Sen-fn-sational stuff! I've just thrown a batch of hard lemonade in the fermenter for a refreshing summer drop, but that's going to be fermenting for the next week or two as apparently it takes a while for the yeast to do their thing in the highly acidic environment. I'll probably do a batch of my homebrew cider next, just so i've got a few varieties kicking around in the cupboard... but i've run out of bottles! Anyone around Melbourne got any Coopers bottles ready to go in the recycling? I'll happily come and pick them up. Quote
JKS Posted October 22, 2010 Author Report Posted October 22, 2010 Hows the brewing going Koma ? This vid should have been embedded here AGES ago Quote
JKS Posted October 25, 2010 Author Report Posted October 25, 2010 Necessity is the mother of all invention Quote
Goz Posted October 25, 2010 Report Posted October 25, 2010 He could have saved himself a lot of hassle and used the other hand for holding beer Quote
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