Airpowerd Posted April 7, 2003 Report Posted April 7, 2003 Originally posted by bushflyer , as well as a super soaker filled with vinegar, No you pi55 in a supersoaker and spray the owner :-) Quote
WannabeKiter Posted April 12, 2003 Report Posted April 12, 2003 Go on newworldwarehouse.com you can buy tasers. That'll keep the mutt away! Quote
HORLEY_KITE_NUT Posted April 12, 2003 Report Posted April 12, 2003 easy system get a power supply (high wattage/ampage - don't count on the voltage - ohms law !!!) now soak the kites lines in salty water and attach the line to the ' + ' pole to any line near the handles , from the ' - ' pole run a link to the ground (via a bit if cable/chain and a tent peg) - and any thing that completes the cct.( e.g dog,granny,annoying kid,etc,etc) will smoke - :D WARNING / CAUTION - ware thick non conductive foot ware - or you will complete the cct your self - not good !!! . or kite on a bit of nylon carpett using appropiate foot ware and hope static elec. does the trick !!! - :D Quote
MATT1 Posted March 17, 2004 Report Posted March 17, 2004 to follow on with the above the link below should help and cheap too, http://www.a1-stunguns.com/zforcestunguns.html if it dosnt work just copy and paste it into the browser window other suggestion would be a BIGGER dog than the other guy has go and let it **** up his leg, sure it wont be so funny when the soggy shoe is on the other foot so to speak... Quote
geurt Posted March 17, 2004 Report Posted March 17, 2004 Maybe the kite is of the wrong brand The reason they keep ******* is of course they've marked their territory, smell it the next day, and mark it again. You're still relatively lucky - a dog had the idea to remove my crown jewels while I was concentrating on my kite in high winds... More practical - try a spray that's used to keep pets away from furniture. Nowadays, those sprays are not based on chemicals anymore but on etheric oils, and if those sprays can be used on furniture, good chance they won't damage your kite. Good luck, Geurt Quote
Shadytree Posted March 18, 2004 Report Posted March 18, 2004 You could always arm yourself with a DAZZER Handheld ultrasonic dog detterent inaudible to humans, but is clearly heard and disliked by dogs !! Quote
HORLEY_KITE_NUT Posted March 18, 2004 Report Posted March 18, 2004 at the end of the day the dog should be under control and on a lead at all times (unless the site they are on land which states that they are allowed to take the dog off the lead) - and the dog owners are tottally responcible for their dogs actions - if their dogs does the evils on yer kite they are held accountable so you can charge them with cirminal damage (if it attacks it) or cleaing bills if they foul it !!! if they bugger off follow them if its pratical and get their car details , address and so on and report them to the ol' bill if you can !!! mind you if you were flying your kite and were intimidating the dog in the 1st place (got to admit i have done that a couple of times with some small terriers - always terriers LOL - the small hypo little yappy things ) then that will be down to you ... Quote
waltweb Posted March 18, 2004 Report Posted March 18, 2004 Simple you go to a Petsmart or similar and buy an electronic anti-dog ultasound squeeler device, forgot the name. Point at dog, press button, dog buggers off. Works at a distance so no reason to keep walking back to kite. Legal, non messy- no dismembered dog parts like if you use grenades, works! Walt Quote
dmb Posted March 18, 2004 Report Posted March 18, 2004 Now £9.99 at Maplins http://www.maplin.co.uk/products/module.asp?CartID=040318174440500&moduleno=33094&Products=1 Quote
X Posted March 18, 2004 Report Posted March 18, 2004 anti-dog ultasound squeeler device = DAZZER ??? Are they both the same thing... Quote
MATT1 Posted March 18, 2004 Report Posted March 18, 2004 Right have read through the thread this is what to do, go out and but some dog biscuits frolic are nice and soft also buy the strongest laxitaves that you can, put the laxitaves into the middle of the frolic, as i notice you dont want to be seen to upset the dog make it really obvious that you want it to come over to you,make a big fuss of it and ACT really nice talk politely to the owner and keep stuffing the horrible mongrel with as many "treats" as you can By the time they kick in you will find that its back in his car/ house sh@tt*ing all over the place, the last laugh is yours ......... Quote
huge Posted March 19, 2004 Report Posted March 19, 2004 Pay a small squad of mercanaries to hide in the bushes around your chosen flying area and arm them with these www.texasboars.com/mall/wileys/hogkit.html Should do the trick Quote
Brother Dave Posted March 19, 2004 Report Posted March 19, 2004 Right have read through the thread this is what to do, go out and but some dog biscuits frolic are nice and soft also buy the strongest laxitaves that you can, put the laxitaves into the middle of the frolic, as i notice you dont want to be seen to upset the dog make it really obvious that you want it to come over to you,make a big fuss of it and ACT really nice talk politely to the owner and keep stuffing the horrible mongrel with as many "treats" as you can By the time they kick in you will find that its back in his car/ house sh@tt*ing all over the place, the last laugh is yours ......... pmsl what a great idea Quote
ifaz Posted March 20, 2004 Report Posted March 20, 2004 Lots of good ideas, yes both the dog and owner need punishing. My plan, wait for the mutt to pee on the kite, launch and fly over the owners head, thus covering them in their own dogs pee....... hope it works Ian Quote
Airpowerd Posted March 20, 2004 Report Posted March 20, 2004 Lots of good ideas, yes both the dog and owner need punishing. My plan, wait for the mutt to pee on the kite, launch and fly over the owners head, thus covering them in their own dogs pee....... hope it works Ian There's a local walker in brixham who likes nothing more than seeing a dog owner fail to clear up its mess, she always picks it up for them and smears it into their cars air vents :-) Quote
Floatie Posted March 20, 2004 Report Posted March 20, 2004 Right have read through the thread this is what to do, go out and but some dog biscuits frolic are nice and soft also buy the strongest laxitaves that you can, put the laxitaves into the middle of the frolic, as i notice you dont want to be seen to upset the dog make it really obvious that you want it to come over to you,make a big fuss of it and ACT really nice talk politely to the owner and keep stuffing the horrible mongrel with as many "treats" as you can By the time they kick in you will find that its back in his car/ house sh@tt*ing all over the place, the last laugh is yours ......... Out of all the suggestions,the one above IMHO is the best. LMAO very nice indeed hehehe Quote
Skydude Posted March 20, 2004 Report Posted March 20, 2004 Now £9.99 at Maplins http://www.maplin.co.uk/products/module.asp?CartID=040318174440500&moduleno=33094&Products=1 This thing only has a range of 6m so it will leave you a little out of range if you're at your handles, By the time you've run the 34m to get in range you might as well carry on for the other 6m and kick the dog... No sorry I meant shoo it away...... Quote
za_sailer Posted March 20, 2004 Report Posted March 20, 2004 these are some of my frav.s: if it happens to be over 1 of the lines lanch and watch them lanch along with it or just hit it with ur kite and whens its my stacker in 45+ knots well from wot i can remeber it was windy enough to drag my 14 stone dad along and well the dog i cant even remeber feeling the kite hitting anythingbut i clearly remeber the owner running towards me to shout but to be honest the dog got wot it deserved 3 flips and about oh 5 foot up the owner didnt continue towards me when the kite had finished that movment across the window and was on its way back to him he and his dog went quickly and i havnt seen them bak there in about oh 6 months!! lol Quote
nobby Posted March 20, 2004 Report Posted March 20, 2004 No you pi55 in a supersoaker and spray the owner :-) that is the bolx. one is going in my bag for sure. gonna wait for a nasty yellow pi55 hangover day to fill it up and all. Quote
da-kite-king Posted March 20, 2004 Report Posted March 20, 2004 I HATE DOGS!! DO WHAT EVER YOU BLOODY WANT TO THEM!! REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY ILEGAL IF YOU GET CAUGHT!! Quote
Crazy1599968628 Posted March 20, 2004 Report Posted March 20, 2004 Since I kite in what is pretty much a 'dog walking area' we have our 'dog-whacking stick' *makes golf swings and little yelping noises*. Also i think it would be funny to set up several nooses (like those spring loaded bent-branch-and-slip-knot rabbit traps u get in survival books) around your kite, tied to your kite. Then all you have to do is lie in wait and yank on your lines when the unsuspecting pooch is in the right place. Hehehe.... Quote
i didnt do it Posted March 21, 2004 Report Posted March 21, 2004 what to do is buy some sausages and stuff them with firey hot chillis (the ones u buy from the local ethnic foods shop) and leave these sausages scattered lying around where the dogs do thier pizzing!!! trust me..they will eat them once or twice and after that..they will avoid the area where you fly ye kite like a dog with a burnin anus!!!!! Quote
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