alimcd Posted December 22, 2002 Report Posted December 22, 2002 hi im 13 and 3/8 and i almost died today cos i was flying my blade iii 12m in 68mph wind and i broke all 3 of my legs and only two of my arms also sadly i broke the penis on my head sorry i couldnt let it die Quote
penance Posted December 22, 2002 Report Posted December 22, 2002 thats nothing mate my cat was flying my 28m stacked blade iiiii he shot up to the stratosphere and was found in mongolia he was mailed back with 5 broken tails and a ruptured scrotum didnt find the kite again Quote
MadAndy71 Posted December 22, 2002 Report Posted December 22, 2002 You think that is something ! I died but I did manage to land my kite that had a 6 acre surface area. Lucky it was only blowing 20mph or I might have lost the kite also. :D Quote
alimcd Posted December 22, 2002 Author Report Posted December 22, 2002 amatuer dying pu i could do that with my 12m blade iii i just dont want to and anyway im letting my legs heal i got 69 fractures on my middle leg and dont even get me started on my left leg man thats in a state but dont worry im hoping to heal as fast as kitefreek which is two arms and a leg in a week... hmmmn Quote
specificpig Posted December 22, 2002 Report Posted December 22, 2002 weeeeeell, i was flying my helecopter on 40 metre lines in a force 5 in the sea, with all my limbs on fire and on a drip and with my head in a fridge full of gay germans wearing nothing but big sandals and nappys, and i was fine. u pussies Quote
alimcd Posted December 22, 2002 Author Report Posted December 22, 2002 wow a helicopter hows the lift on those things? in comparison with a blade? Quote
daft mick Posted December 22, 2002 Report Posted December 22, 2002 I've just stubbed my toe. I got my Blade from the cupboard earlier and almost tripped on the carpet. Best get very drunk, I suppose Quote
specificpig Posted December 22, 2002 Report Posted December 22, 2002 this actually happened this really hurt the moral of the story: never land upside down on sharp sticks which are likely to impale you. Quote
Chris-Aer Posted December 22, 2002 Report Posted December 22, 2002 the moral of the story: never land upside down on sharp sticks which are likely to impale you. Yes that would hurt but more importantly I have two questions a) Where is the kite b) How were you flying with all those trees about My guess is you have let go of thde kite which means it must be in one of those trees (see above) and that you were only able to fly in the area in the first place because you overestimated your skill level (hence accident & pain). It should be noted that this error causes more accidents than any other. Corrections on a postcard or by return message! Quote
Chris-Aer Posted December 22, 2002 Report Posted December 22, 2002 By the way nice camera work. Quote
psychotic_eddy Posted December 23, 2002 Report Posted December 23, 2002 Looking at the scenery as you point out not ideal Kite territory. I would suggest the poor unfortunate was actually using the board on a slope without kite?????? Moral:- Maybe it is safer in the open attached to a kite. (discuss) Quote
daft mick Posted December 23, 2002 Report Posted December 23, 2002 Moral:- Maybe it is safer in the open attached to a kite. (discuss) I suppose with a kite you can land on cats/ dogs/ people/ rocks/ sharp sticks etc. from a greater height. Not sure whether this is a good or bad thing. Further thoughts required on this. These boards are a great way of getting hurt however you look at it. DM Quote
specificpig Posted December 24, 2002 Report Posted December 24, 2002 no no no, sorry, there was no kite cos i was downhilling, i know this is a kite forum but i thought that it might make u lot laugh Quote
BigBro Posted December 24, 2002 Report Posted December 24, 2002 specificpig, So what happened on your landing? Where you kebabed??? Got an injury pic? Not that I get off on the sight of blood or anything! Quote
specificpig Posted December 26, 2002 Report Posted December 26, 2002 well, i landed on a sharp stick which cut my hip and then rolled onto another stick which only scratched my back but also bruised it and as it was my first jump, it hurt doin the rest of them after that. Quote
tarlach Posted December 27, 2002 Report Posted December 27, 2002 I suppose with a kite you can land on cats/ dogs/ people/ rocks/ sharp sticks etc or fat people......... Quote
Guest Me-Mart Posted December 27, 2002 Report Posted December 27, 2002 Well in 30,000mph winds i put up my new tandom paraglider that is 65msquare, on 100m lines, get pulled out of the buggy, flew from were i was flying over the River Humber and landed it perfectly on spurn point, were i washed away (by the effoding sea) and then had to use my kite to navigate the currents, and get dragged back to the nearest coat which was Denmark, which i then get taken off again and landed in cypris, where i was hucked on the front of the Red Arrows Hawk's and then i was shot at by the RAF using SASRAM Missiles, which hit me and blew me up. I then fell to the sea and had to swim back to england while being attacked by killer gold fish. then when i and my kite reached land it whipped me up and landed me 1000 miles away back on my beach. And i landed it with out hurting myself this is because i had already burnt one of my legs, had one blown off my missilies, broke two, fracture another one. smashed my pelvis into a thousand pieces, brokem everyone of my spine bones, pierced my lungs with by broken ripped off smashed ribs, and had my arms ripped off at several points. and i dies 13 times. that was very impressive. Quote
penance Posted December 27, 2002 Report Posted December 27, 2002 STFU d00d!! everyone knows killer goldfish dont exist BS!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
Guest Me-Mart Posted December 28, 2002 Report Posted December 28, 2002 No really they do, there one of Bush's (american presidents) new super weapons in his mission to be come the biggest threat to the human race (and the whole planet for that matter) He made them to eat the Iraqi ships as this os one of his fellow competitiors and he didnt want them to win his little sad and demented game. MArt Quote
Guest higher_than_u Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 well............ i woz flying my blade 2 2 metre in 3 mph wind speed and i woz doing 40 mph in my pl competition and my buggy transformed into a parastorm and then my kite turned into a 9 metre , i went 2 million mph and went back in time , then i came back with a truck load of blade mk1's all of them , then i fell down black hole and died 16 times but i woz ok , then i woke up in mid air fell down into the sea and drowned and woke up and drowned again . the end Quote
Guest higher_than_u Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 well............ i woz flying my blade 2 2 metre in 3 mph wind speed and i woz doing 40 mph in my pl competition and my buggy transformed into a parastorm and then my kite turned into a 9 metre , i went 2 million mph and went back in time , then i came back with a truck load of blade mk1's all of them , then i fell down black hole and died 16 times but i woz ok , then i woke up in mid air fell down into the sea and drowned and woke up and drowned again . the end beat that Quote
Guest higher_than_u Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 well............ i woz flying my blade 2 2 metre in 3 mph wind speed and i woz doing 40 mph in my pl competition and my buggy transformed into a parastorm and then my kite turned into a 9 metre , i went 2 million mph and went back in time , then i came back with a truck load of blade mk1's all of them , then i fell down black hole and died 16 times but i woz ok , then i woke up in mid air fell down into the sea and drowned and woke up and drowned again . the end beat that Quote
penance Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 all of that 3 times???? BS:rolleyes: Quote
Guest higher_than_u Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 yea there woz a glitch in time so i cud keep doing it , vry wierd Quote
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