harry_a Posted April 6, 2007 Report Posted April 6, 2007 i think we should have a bar zone quest to find the most stupid song lyrics ever i'll start: Loser - by Beck (From the Mellow Gold Album) [Written by Beck Hansen, Karl Stephenson] In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose Kill the headlights and put it in neutral Stock car flaming with a loser in the cruise control Baby's in Reno with the vitamin-D Got a couple of couches, sleep on the loveseat Someone keeps sayin' I'm insane to complain about A shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt Don't believe everything that you breathe You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve So shave your face with some mace in the dark Saving all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park Yo cut it! Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby So why don't you kill me? (double-barrel buckshot) Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby So why don't you kill me? The forces of evil on a bozo nightmare Ban all the music with a phoney gas chamber 'Cause one's got a weasel and other's got a flag One's on the pole, shove the other in a bag With the re-run shows and the cocaine nosejob The daytime **** of a folksinger slob He hung himself with a guitar string A slab of turkey neck and it's hanging from a pigeon wing And you can't write if you can't relate Trade the cash for the beat and body for the hate And my time is a piece of wax falling on a termite And it's choking on the splinters Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby So why don't you kill me? (Get crazy with the Cheez-Whiz) Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby So why don't you kill me? (Drive-by body pierce…) Yo bring on down (I'm a driver, I'm a winner… things are gonna change, I can feel it) Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby So why don't you kill me? (I can't believe you!) Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby So why don't you kill me? Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby So why don't you kill me? (Sprechen Sie Deutsch, baby) Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby So why don't you kill me? (Know what I'm saying?) trump that someone Quote
hornsea flyer Posted April 6, 2007 Report Posted April 6, 2007 oooooooohuuu yehaaaaaa …. sea.. sou.. jhonn macarron.. yeah macarron nooon Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron , ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus … Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, n’ ,, Chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus … ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus … Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, n’ ,, Chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron , ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus … Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, n’ ,, Chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, aluealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus …ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus … Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, n’ ,, Chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarro,, Chacarron Quote
Jack H Posted April 6, 2007 Report Posted April 6, 2007 oooooooohuuu yehaaaaaa …. sea.. sou.. jhonn macarron.. yeah macarron nooon Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron , ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus … Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, n’ ,, Chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus … ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus … Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, n’ ,, Chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron , ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus … Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, n’ ,, Chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, aluealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus …ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus … Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, n’ ,, Chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarro,, Chacarron That song is immense! Quote
Atavar Posted April 6, 2007 Report Posted April 6, 2007 The most disturbing song i've ever heared was by none other than... Rolf Harris. Its called 'I've lost my mummy.' I warned you: Just like the inside of any big shop people were everywhere suddenly buisness was brought to a stop when a terrible yell hit the air I'VE LOST MY MUMMY AH HAHH HAHHHH! I'VE LOST MY MUMMY! I'VE LOST MY MUMMY AH HAHH HAHHHH! I'VE LOST MY MUMMY! People all gathered to look at the lad Patted him on the head 'Where was your mummy when you saw her last?'(rolf doing a high voice) Turning to her the boy said: I'VE LOST MY MUMMY AH HAHH HAHHHH! I'VE LOST MY MUMMY! AH HAHH HAHHHH HAHHH UHHHH UHH! I'VE LOST MY MUMMY! Down came the manager to fix up the mess Took the small boy aside 'Come on now lad lets have your name and adress' With a lung full of air he replied I'VE LOST MY MUMMY AH HAHHH HAHHHH! I'VE LOST MY MUMMY! I'VE LOST MY MUMMY! Well just then his mother appeared on the spot Gave him a heafty whack PPPPhhhhhew -Smack- OW! 'That ought to teach you to go and get lost!' And the little boys voice floated back I'VE FOUND MY MUMMY AHH HAHH HA! I'VE FOUND MY MUMMY! I'VE FOUND MY MUMMY AHH HAHH HAHHHH! I'VE FOUND MY MUMMY! No don't want to go! NOOOO! NO! NOOO! I told you, it's wrong. Quote
Morb Posted April 6, 2007 Report Posted April 6, 2007 Alien Sex Fiend - RIP. R.I.P. (BLUE CRUMB TRUCK) Butcher's hand chops off Surrealistic face-pack masque For children with a hindread past. Oh! Collective ladies shine shoes for 10 cents. Launderette swingers Botulistic mummified corpses!!! Lips grind at my wasting flesh As my eyes see all, say nothing, Nothing to this day grey gloom Goosepimple forehead erecticus Bop bopping for Tuesday's fishcakes I know nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing Nothing nothing nothing nothing NOTHING No more, not at all, anyrate Bacofoil chickens spew forth blood! A congealed society talk trash, Talk trash, talk trash! Castrated cannibals tug at my skin Nearest mysterian to me! R.I.P. R.I.P. R.I.P. R.I.P. Rest in peace Rot in peace Blue Crumb Truck! R.I.P. R-I-P R.I.P. R.I.P. Blue Blue - Crumb - Truck! R - I - P !!! R.I.P. R.I.P. R.I.P. R.I.P. Rot with me Rest in peace Blue Crumb Truck R.I.P. R-I-P R.I.P. Rot with me Rot with me Blue Blue Blue Crumb Truck! R.I.P. R.I.P. R.I.P. R.I.P. R.I.P. Quote
kiter_ryan Posted April 6, 2007 Report Posted April 6, 2007 Just visit http://www.leekspin.com And behold the world's stupidest lyrics ever... Its japenese (i think) Addictive.. and crazy Quote
Disco_Bison Posted April 6, 2007 Report Posted April 6, 2007 Most of the stuff that Neil Young has written really, especially Pocahontas: "Pocahontas" Aurora borealis The icy sky at night Paddles cut the water In a long and hurried flight From the white man to the fields of green And the homeland we've never seen. They killed us in our tepee And they cut our women down They might have left some babies Cryin' on the ground But the firesticks and the wagons come And the night falls on the setting sun. They massacred the buffalo Kitty corner from the bank The taxis run across my feet And my eyes have turned to blanks In my little box at the top of the stairs With my Indian rug and a pipe to share. I wish a was a trapper I would give thousand pelts To sleep with Pocahontas And find out how she felt In the mornin' on the fields of green In the homeland we've never seen. And maybe Marlon Brando Will be there by the fire We'll sit and talk of Hollywood And the good things there for hire And the Astrodome and the first tepee Marlon Brando, Pocahontas and me Marlon Brando, Pocahontas and me Pocahontas. Quote
louisemarson Posted April 6, 2007 Report Posted April 6, 2007 That song by Fallout Boy which words you cannot fathom! So far I have the following: -sugar we're going down singing/swinging -lonely god complex, c0ck it and pull it And after that I sound like a very weird person singing a random bunch of incoherant sentences!!!!! Any idea what the lyrics are? Quote
loz Posted April 6, 2007 Report Posted April 6, 2007 Just visit www.leekspin.com And behold the world's stupidest lyrics ever... Its japenese (i think) Addictive.. and crazy ryan noooooo!!!!! you have unleashed the evil manga girl, god she swings a good leek! Quote
windy Posted April 6, 2007 Report Posted April 6, 2007 You can't get much more stupid than the talentless Robbie Freekin' Williams singing about entertaining people. Quote
Atavar Posted April 6, 2007 Report Posted April 6, 2007 ...You don't sweat much for a fat lass... I totally agree, this gem from 'Rude Box' could have been thought out just a little better. Quote
craig.w1599968638 Posted April 6, 2007 Report Posted April 6, 2007 that crappy song by the dodgey euro pop ****e band Cartoons has the wost lyrics ever (and is the worst song ever) point less...... Ooo eee,ooo ah ah ting tang Walla walla, bang bang Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang Walla walla bang bang... ...and so on!!!! ffs!! wheres my gun Quote
RossRobObey Posted April 6, 2007 Report Posted April 6, 2007 Ahhh what a song. Used to love it when I was a lil 'un. Ooo, there's also that hampster song! I don't know who it's by, or what it's called, but just type hampster song into google And that combine harvester one ... ... I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key, I got 30 acres and you got 43 ... ::EDIT:: Here's the little hampster gem http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7836547273687836884 And here's the combine harvester song ... fogot the video, but the lyrics are there Quote
Jack H Posted April 6, 2007 Report Posted April 6, 2007 I'm ma blue i'm ma deeb aabaaa die I'm ma blue i'm ma deeb aabaaa die I'm ma blue i'm ma deeb aabaaa die Quote
jumping jim Posted April 6, 2007 Report Posted April 6, 2007 I stay hard like metal, you could never merk me, dirty like skettle, I kill germs like dettol, get mucky, but I will never settle. Quote
Tyler Durden Posted April 6, 2007 Report Posted April 6, 2007 That song by Fallout Boy which words you cannot fathom! So far I have the following: -sugar we're going down singing/swinging -lonely god complex, c0ck it and pull it And after that I sound like a very weird person singing a random bunch of incoherant sentences!!!!! Any idea what the lyrics are? FALL OUT BOY LYRICS "Sugar We're Going Down" Am I more than you bargained for yet I've been dying to tell you anything you want to hear Cause that's just who I am this week Lie in the grass, next to the mausoleum I'm just a notch in your bedpost But you're just a line in a song (A notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song) Drop a heart, break a name We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team We're going down, down in an earlier round And Sugar, we're going down swinging I'll be your number one with a bullet A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it [x2] Is this more than you bargained for yet Oh don't mind me I'm watching you two from the closet Wishing to be the friction in your jeans Isn't it messed up how I'm just dying to be him I'm just a notch in your bedpost But you're just a line in a song (Notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song) Drop a heart, break a name We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team We're going down, down in an earlier round And Sugar, we're going down swinging I'll be your number one with a bullet A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it [x2] Down, down in an earlier round And Sugar, we're going down swinging I'll be your number one with a bullet A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it We're going down, down in an earlier round (Take aim at myself) And Sugar, we're going down swinging (Take back what you said) I'll be your number one with a bullet (Take aim at myself) A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it We're going down, down (down, down) Down, down (down, down) We're going down, down (down, down) A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it We're going down, down in an earlier round (Take aim at myself) And Sugar, we're going down swinging (Take back what you said) I'll be your number one with a bullet (Take aim at myself) A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it [Note: 1. The correct lyrics really say "GOD complex". It was confirmed by the band members 2. CD cover says "wishing to be the friction in HIS jeans" when in the song it's clearly said "wishing to be the friction in YOUR jeans"] Quote
cookie121 Posted April 6, 2007 Report Posted April 6, 2007 Who'd ah thought it Mary Poppins (gourde Blimey) Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay It's... Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Even though the sound of it Is something quite atrocious If you say it loud enough You'll always sound precocious Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay! Because I was afraid to speak When I was just a lad My father gave me nose a tweak And told me I was bad But then one day I learned a word That saved me achin' nose The biggest word I ever heard And this is how it goes: Oh! Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Even though the sound of it Is something quite atrocious If you say it loud enough You'll always sound precocious Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay! He traveled all around the world And everywhere he went He'd use his word and all would say "There goes a clever gent" When Dukes and maharajas Pass the time of day with me I say me special word and then They ask me out to tea Oh.. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Even though the sound of it Is something quite atrocious If you say it loud enough You'll always sound precocious Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay! So when the cat has got your tongue There's no need for dismay Just summon up this word And then you've got a lot to say But better use it carefully Or it could change your life One night I said it to me girl And now me girl's my wife! Quote
Mr. F Posted April 6, 2007 Report Posted April 6, 2007 You can have a lolly pop A candy bar a jelly bean. Ill buy you a rainbow To hang above your door. Its pudding time. Laughter is a sweet You cant put a price on. When laughters all gone Daddy wont buy you more. Its pudding time. Its pudding time children. Money money money To buy you things. Daddys gonna buy you a Diamond ring. Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty had a great fall All the kings horses and all the kings men Couldnt put humpty together again. San francisco bay the Striped bass are dying. But youre gonna get That brand new bike Oh joy Its pudding time Its pudding time children. Quote
Mr. F Posted April 6, 2007 Report Posted April 6, 2007 Get in, get out of the rain I'm goin' to move on up to the Waterfront Step in, step out of the rain I'm goin' to walk on up to the Waterfront Said, one million years from today I'm goin' to step on up to the Waterfront Get in, get out of the rain Come in, come out of the rain So far, so good, so close, yet still so far So far, so good, so close, yet still so So far, so far, so far The rain, I'm going to move on up to the Waterfront Step in, step out of the rain I'm going to walk on up to the Waterfront Said, one million years from today Step on up to the Waterfront Said, come in, come out of the rain Said, come in, come out of the rain Said, come in, come out of the rain I'm goin' to move on up to the front I'm goin' to walk on up to the front I'm goin' to live on up by the front I'm goin' to walk on up to the front Come in, come out of the rain Come in, come out of the rain Said, come in, come out of the rain Come in, come out of the rain Move on up, to step on up Walk on up, live on up Far away, far away, far away So, walk away, so far, I walk away So, so, walk away, up to the Waterfront Up to the Waterfront So far, so far WTF??? Quote
cwatson Posted April 6, 2007 Report Posted April 6, 2007 MC Devvo & Shady Piez My rhymes are fresher than a tube of toothpaste, it don't go to waste its devvo cleanin teeth and your ears and your brains and your sounds and your beats and your rhymes the black boys know its devvos feedin time. Quote
hornsea flyer Posted April 6, 2007 Report Posted April 6, 2007 that crappy song by the dodgey euro pop ****e band Cartoons has the wost lyrics ever (and is the worst song ever) point less...... Ooo eee,ooo ah ah ting tang Walla walla, bang bang Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang Walla walla bang bang... ...and so on!!!! ffs!! wheres my gun I'm ma blue i'm ma deeb aabaaa die I'm ma blue i'm ma deeb aabaaa die I'm ma blue i'm ma deeb aabaaa die MC Devvo & Shady Piez My rhymes are fresher than a tube of toothpaste, it don't go to waste its devvo cleanin teeth and your ears and your brains and your sounds and your beats and your rhymes the black boys know its devvos feedin time. all classics Quote
sym170 Posted April 6, 2007 Report Posted April 6, 2007 Ahhh what a song. Used to love it when I was a lil 'un. Ooo, there's also that hampster song! I don't know who it's by, or what it's called, but just type hampster song into google And that combine harvester one ... ... I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key, I got 30 acres and you got 43 ... ::EDIT:: Here's the little hampster gem http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7836547273687836884 And here's the combine harvester song ... fogot the video, but the lyrics are there the hampster song was on a dance album i got 7 years ago, it's great:D I'm ma blue i'm ma deeb aabaaa die I'm ma blue i'm ma deeb aabaaa die I'm ma blue i'm ma deeb aabaaa die that was also on there:D Quote
hornsea flyer Posted April 6, 2007 Report Posted April 6, 2007 oooooooohuuu yehaaaaaa …. sea.. sou.. jhonn macarron.. yeah macarron nooon Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron , ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus … Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, n’ ,, Chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus … ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus … Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, n’ ,, Chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron , ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus … Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, n’ ,, Chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, aluealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus …ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus … Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, n’ ,, Chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarro,, Chacarron That song is immense! it is but it is still stupid Quote
Dick.tracy Posted April 7, 2007 Report Posted April 7, 2007 Burt Bacharach penned this beauty, covered by many a band including The Carpenters, and Tom Jones. My favourite verse is this: What do you get when you kiss a guy? You get enough germs to catch pneumonia. After you do, he'll never phone you. I'll never fall in love again. I'll never fall in love again. Priceless rhyming skills. Quote
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