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Up here in Scotland, loads of footy is on the TV as you would expect but there is a heck of a lot of English games on.

 

When I was in England, you could count the number of Scottish matches aired on one hand.

 

Its seems the English only like to broadcast their own nation.

 

When Seb Coe (showing my age) was taking all the podium finishes, it was this Englishman..bla bla bla

 

But as soon as Alan Wells won his medal...it was a British person:D

 

Just an observation:)

Posted

Personally I dont have a problem at all.

 

If the Scots dont like the English stuff on their TV's dont effing watch it and then I bet its changed.

 

I am getting fed up with the scots/welsh/irish etc keeping on that we have a superiority complex. More like they are have a inferiority complex. And im not taking anything away from them as lets face it the BRITISH empire would not of become what it once was with out their help.

 

Why should I as a English man be constantly expected to apologise for a ) being English and B) for things that happened hundreds of years before I was born.

 

stands back and awaits the usual irrational abuse

Posted
Personally I dont have a problem at all.

 

If the Scots dont like the English stuff on their TV's dont effing watch it and then I bet its changed.

 

 

 

But they do watch it Garry. Its just seems to be only the english that watch english sport.

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stands back and awaits the usual irrational abuse

 

The English are all pansys. The Welsh are descended from a notational God figure. The Scottish have an innate genetic ability to withstand the cold, and are therefore evolutionarily superior to you. The Irish smell of guiness. You look faintly like a lychee. I am the spirit of Tutankhamun reincarnated with the wings of a moose.

 

Flibbertygibbet.

 

Pow-wowwww.

 

My work here is done. :p

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stands back and awaits the usual irrational abuse

 

The English are all pansys.

 

to quote the genius of Flanders and Swann:

 

The English, the English, the English are best

I wouldn't give tuppence for all of the rest.

 

The Scotsman is mean, as we're all well aware

And bony and blotchy and covered with hair

He eats salty porridge, he works all the day

And he hasn't got bishops to show him the way!

 

The Irishman now our contempt is beneath

He sleeps in his boots and he lies through his teeth

He blows up policemen, or so I have heard

And blames it on Cromwell and William the Third!

 

The Welshman's dishonest and cheats when he can

And little and dark, more like monkey than man

He works underground with a lamp in his hat

And he sings far too loud, far too often, and flat!

 

The English, the English, the English are best

So up with the English and down with the rest.

 

:D

Posted

I enjoy watching football, so the more games (be they English games or not) the merrier.

 

Garry no one is expecting you to apologise for anything. The point was, how many Scottish football games do you see on your TV doon sooth (if you watch football that is)

Posted
I enjoy watching football, so the more games (be they English games or not) the merrier.

 

Garry no one is expecting you to apologise for anything. The point was, how many Scottish football games do you see on your TV doon sooth (if you watch football that is)

 

I dont know if you are Scottish so I will say that at least one scottish resident got my point.

 

I am eengleesh in scotland so I have been on both sides of the fence!!:D

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to quote the genius of Flanders and Swann:

 

The English, the English, the English are best

I wouldn't give tuppence for all of the rest.

 

The Scotsman is mean, as we're all well aware

And bony and blotchy and covered with hair

He eats salty porridge, he works all the day

And he hasn't got bishops to show him the way!

 

The Irishman now our contempt is beneath

He sleeps in his boots and he lies through his teeth

He blows up policemen, or so I have heard

And blames it on Cromwell and William the Third!

 

The Welshman's dishonest and cheats when he can

And little and dark, more like monkey than man

He works underground with a lamp in his hat

And he sings far too loud, far too often, and flat!

 

The English, the English, the English are best

So up with the English and down with the rest.

 

or of course you could try this much better version:

 

The English, the English, the English are c---s

I wouldn't give tuppence for all of the runts.

 

The Scotsman is mean, he learnt to survive

For the English royals would skin him alive

He eats salty porridge, he works all the day

And he need not gay clergy to “show” him the way!

 

The Irishman now your contempt made a foe

He sleeps in his boots and he wants you to go

He fights for injustice and wants to be heard

And blames it on all of the English turds

 

The Welshman is honest a real man of the vale

Loves his rugby the celts and a tall tale

He works underground with a lamp in his hat

Forced down the mines to keep the runts fat!

 

The English, the English, the English are c---s

So up yours to the English inbred runts.

Posted
I enjoy watching football, so the more games (be they English games or not) the merrier.

 

Garry no one is expecting you to apologise for anything. The point was, how many Scottish football games do you see on your TV doon sooth (if you watch football that is)

 

I dont know if you are Scottish so I will say that at least one scottish resident got my point.

 

I am eengleesh in scotland so I have been on both sides of the fence!!:D

 

That fence was a wall, built with good intention, but in hindsight should have been a tad higher!!!.....:D

Posted

 

to quote the genius of Flanders and Swann:

 

The English, the English, the English are best

I wouldn't give tuppence for all of the rest.

 

The Scotsman is mean, as we're all well aware

And bony and blotchy and covered with hair

He eats salty porridge, he works all the day

And he hasn't got bishops to show him the way!

 

The Irishman now our contempt is beneath

He sleeps in his boots and he lies through his teeth

He blows up policemen, or so I have heard

And blames it on Cromwell and William the Third!

 

The Welshman's dishonest and cheats when he can

And little and dark, more like monkey than man

He works underground with a lamp in his hat

And he sings far too loud, far too often, and flat!

 

The English, the English, the English are best

So up with the English and down with the rest.

 

or of course you could try this much better version:

 

The English, the English, the English are c---s

I wouldn't give tuppence for all of the runts.

 

The Scotsman is mean, he learnt to survive

For the English royals would skin him alive

He eats salty porridge, he works all the day

And he need not gay clergy to “show” him the way!

 

The Irishman now your contempt made a foe

He sleeps in his boots and he wants you to go

He fights for injustice and wants to be heard

And blames it on all of the English turds

 

The Welshman is honest a real man of the vale

Loves his rugby the celts and a tall tale

He works underground with a lamp in his hat

Forced down the mines to keep the runts fat!

 

The English, the English, the English are c---s

So up yours to the English inbred runts.

i see you scots are thrifty with humour as well then?

 

:p

Posted
I enjoy watching football, so the more games (be they English games or not) the merrier.

 

Garry no one is expecting you to apologise for anything. The point was, how many Scottish football games do you see on your TV doon sooth (if you watch football that is)

 

I dont know if you are Scottish so I will say that at least one scottish resident got my point.

 

I am eengleesh in scotland so I have been on both sides of the fence!!:D

 

 

Ok on that basis how much american/italian/spanish/german/dutch/uncle tom cobblers and all football can you see in England (or Scotland for that matter).

 

Sorry Andy this is a dumb question drummed into your head by disgruntled Scots you need to get home real soon :)

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This would bother me if it wasn't for the fact that hardly anything is worth watching any more.

 

F1: the world's fastest billboards

Football: the world's most highly paid faller-overs

Everything else: We can't be arsed making original, imaginative TV, so phone us on this premium rate number and we can claim our pi$$-poor programme was all your fault.

 

I can't believe that the publicity over phone-in quiz's recently hasn't focused on the muppets who call....personaly I find it hilarious that there's such an outcry....you only just realised it all one big rip-off?!?!

 

 

 

The boy Hadlow done good over the last few years. I'm chuffed he's British, and flying for a British based company. I'd rather he was Scottish, but I'm happy to see him do well.

The boys Beaven or Peppiette may well do the same kind of thing - they're Scottish and I'll be even more chuffed.

 

Still British.

 

Better than being a Martian eh? ;)

Posted

 

I dont know if you are Scottish so I will say that at least one scottish resident got my point.

 

I am eengleesh in scotland so I have been on both sides of the fence!!:D

 

 

Ok on that basis how much american/italian/spanish/german/dutch/uncle tom cobblers and all football can you see in England (or Scotland for that matter).

 

Sorry Andy this is a dumb question drummed into your head by disgruntled Scots you need to get home real soon :)

 

Dumb eh ;)

 

Last time I checked though ... america, italy, spain, germany and holland didn't class themselves as UK ... not sure about Uncle Tom's nationality.

 

But whilst on the subject ... that's another point to note ... Scots don't get disgruntled about it. They enjoy their footie ... full stop ... Some have even been known to cheer England on ...

 

And FYI ... I am home :D

Posted

I dont know if you are Scottish so I will say that at least one scottish resident got my point.

 

I am eengleesh in scotland so I have been on both sides of the fence!!:D

 

 

yes I am a sweaty sock (we met at StAndrews...Jim)

 

I am also one of the few who don't complain about English football on the box up here. I also cheer England on at the cricket:eek:

 

@ Gary, I am far from disgruntled, I have no problem with our neighbours from doon sooth. I also watch Dutch, Italian, spanish and any football match that might be on.

Posted

I dont know if you are Scottish so I will say that at least one scottish resident got my point.

 

I am eengleesh in scotland so I have been on both sides of the fence!!:D

 

 

yes I am a sweaty sock (we met at StAndrews...Jim)

 

 

 

Ahh, I can recognise you from the avatar now;) :p

Posted
Up here in Scotland, loads of footy is on the TV as you would expect but there is a heck of a lot of English games on.

 

When I was in England, you could count the number of Scottish matches aired on one hand.

 

Its seems the English only like to broadcast their own nation.

 

When Seb Coe (showing my age) was taking all the podium finishes, it was this Englishman..bla bla bla

 

But as soon as Alan Wells won his medal...it was a British person:D

 

Just an observation:)

 

watch the weather sometimes thats great.

 

And here is the forecast for today , england will be sunny in most parts and remain warm while the rest of Britain will be cloudy.

 

Channel 4 do this alot.

 

But yeah Andy I know what ya mean after spending 14 yrs up in Scotland.;)

Posted
Up here in Scotland, loads of footy is on the TV as you would expect but there is a heck of a lot of English games on.

 

When I was in England, you could count the number of Scottish matches aired on one hand.

 

Its seems the English only like to broadcast their own nation.

 

When Seb Coe (showing my age) was taking all the podium finishes, it was this Englishman..bla bla bla

 

But as soon as Alan Wells won his medal...it was a British person:D

 

Just an observation:)

 

watch the weather sometimes thats great.

 

And here is the forecast for today , england will be sunny in most parts and remain warm while the rest of Britain will be cloudy.

 

Channel 4 do this alot.

 

But yeah Andy I know what ya mean after spending 14 yrs up in Scotland.;)

 

 

I am not even a footy fan...just see or hear..a lot of scots coming into work and say...see Chelsea last night..see man u last night but I know what you mean about the weather. Mind you, here on the NE, we dont get the rain the west and central belt get but its a little cooler. Get down to the borders and its tropical:D

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