Steve1599968621 Posted December 7, 2006 Report Posted December 7, 2006 ..... ..... how did you get all that?... that joke requires to much thought lol Sigh. Quote
scud49841599968587 Posted December 7, 2006 Report Posted December 7, 2006 Q . . . . .wot do you call a rabbit with a bent willy. . . . . . Ans Fcuks Funny Quote
Angoose Posted December 7, 2006 Report Posted December 7, 2006 lol keishin its well simple coming to think about it lol Quote
keishin Posted December 7, 2006 Report Posted December 7, 2006 lol keishin its well simple coming to think about it lol oh stop rubbing it in... Quote
Rogue Posted December 7, 2006 Report Posted December 7, 2006 One nun says to the other 'The friction of me rubbing 'down there' causes the soap to wear out doesn't it?' (Where's the soap?') 'Yes, one rather agrees that it does indeed cause the soap to wear out.' (Yes, it does doesn't it?) :rolleyes: That's funnier than the original joke Quote
Frakke1599968664 Posted December 7, 2006 Report Posted December 7, 2006 PMSLMAO -- Oh the innocence of youth .... BRILLIANT Like the gynocologist who painted his hallway through the letterbox :D:D and NO it didn't have to be red either now I'm off home to let you figure that out I'll be back tomorow to check F Quote
keishin Posted December 7, 2006 Report Posted December 7, 2006 oooo i dont like this thread.. i dont get half the jokes:( @ frakke, is it white? Quote
Paul Burton Posted December 7, 2006 Report Posted December 7, 2006 what do you call a gay dinosaur magasorearse Quote
Freeman Posted December 7, 2006 Report Posted December 7, 2006 Two old blokes chatting in a pub, one turns to the other and says, "My dog's a blacksmith" The other bloke, a bit taken aback by this incredulous statement, tells him to stop spouting utter tosh and prove it. Said bloke calls his dog over, lights a match under his balls and sure enough, the dog makes a bolt for the door....... Quote
kitefloater Posted December 7, 2006 Report Posted December 7, 2006 Two old blokes chatting in a pub, one turns to the other and says, "My dog's a blacksmith" The other bloke, a bit taken aback by this incredulous statement, tells him to stop spouting utter tosh and prove it. Said bloke calls his dog over, lights a match under his balls and sure enough, the dog makes a bolt for the door....... haha pmsl two chavs street racing on a cliff the both fall to their deaths who wins the race? society:p Quote
sym170 Posted December 7, 2006 Report Posted December 7, 2006 what do you call a gay dinosaur magasorearse very funny :D:D Quote
Freeman Posted December 7, 2006 Report Posted December 7, 2006 [ two chavs street racing on a cliff the both fall to their deaths who wins the race? society:p Don't start me on chav jokes.... Why is a Nova with two chavs in it, driving over a cliff, a tragedy? A Nova seats 5 Quote
Freeman Posted December 7, 2006 Report Posted December 7, 2006 A Smartie's sitting in a pub having a quiet pint with his mate Malteser, when Tune walks in. Smartie dives under the table, shaking uncontrollably. Malteser, being a bit concerned asks Smartie what's up? Smartie replies that he's absolutely pertrified of Tune. Malteser, who thinks that Tune is really a nice guy, asks Smartie why Because, says Smartie, he's really menthol Quote
Freeman Posted December 7, 2006 Report Posted December 7, 2006 Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. "How was he killed?" asked one detective. "With a golf gun," the other detective replied. "A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?" "I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan." Quote
kitefloater Posted December 7, 2006 Report Posted December 7, 2006 [ two chavs street racing on a cliff the both fall to their deaths who wins the race? society:p Don't start me on chav jokes.... Why is a Nova with two chavs in it, driving over a cliff, a tragedy? A Nova seats 5 haha i love it what u call a chav on the moon? a problem whatu call 2 chavs on the moon a major problem what u call all the chavs on the moon?? problem solved Quote
Freeman Posted December 7, 2006 Report Posted December 7, 2006 Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police For this and other great chav jokes..... http://community.flexifoil.com/showthread.php?t=103649 Quote
FO Kite Posted December 7, 2006 Report Posted December 7, 2006 Two parrots sitting on a perch and one says to the other "Can you smell fish"? F/O Kite Quote
Freeman Posted December 7, 2006 Report Posted December 7, 2006 Three parrots sitting in a cage. Tom is near the top of the cage, Harry is around the middle and George is hanging around near the the bottom. Which parrot owns the cage? George - the rest are on higher perches Quote
bathy1 Posted December 7, 2006 Report Posted December 7, 2006 bloke walks into a brothel,lays on the bed and reads a sign on the ceiling. full sex £50 oral sex£40 hand job £10 cheese roll 50p. a big ,fat sweaty bird walks in,and asks him what he would like. "who does the hand job" he asks "me" she replies he pauses for thought then replies "well wash your hands luv,ill havea cheese roll" :D Quote
bathy1 Posted December 7, 2006 Report Posted December 7, 2006 two unemployed irishmen , gerald fitzpatrick and patrick fitzgerald,were walking past some woodland,when they saw a sign saying , tree fellers required,excellent rates of pay. gerald turns to patrick and says, "now tats a damn shame pat, if only seamus was with us we could've applied for that" Quote
Angoose Posted December 7, 2006 Report Posted December 7, 2006 lol my maths teacher told that but it was paddy and murphy who i must say are in all of her jokes lol Quote
bathy1 Posted December 7, 2006 Report Posted December 7, 2006 on a roll now!!!!!! bloke walks into a pub,leans up against the bar waiting to be served. sees a bowl of peanuts and takes a handfull the the bowl of peanuts then say to him "your looking very handsome tonight sir" the bloke looks at the bowl in disbelief, when it says to him, " and you smell very nice as well sir" feeling a bit odd the fella decides to freshen up,as he walks to the gents he passes a fag machine,which says to him, "oi mate your f*****G ugly" he frehens up in the lav then ,on passing the fag machine on the way back the fag machine says "you smell like s**t too" standing at the bar looking quite confused,the barman notices him and says, "its allright mate,the peanuts are complimentary,but the fag machines out of order" Quote
ZoMbooLio Posted December 7, 2006 Report Posted December 7, 2006 does everyone get the nun joke now? No shame in not getting it, took me twenty years. Quote
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