Catheh Posted October 10, 2005 Report Posted October 10, 2005 Game for you lot... go on to google and type in "[your first name] needs" eg, "john needs" and post your first 10 results, if there are two results on one page link, just use the funniest one! 1. Cathy needs a wheelchair. 2. Cathy needs a family 3. CATHY NEEDS HELP! 4. Cathy needs to first buy the t-shirt. 5. Cathy's needs is the Aspire Mini M11 Electric Wheelchair 6. Cathy needs faculty and student support to do this. 7. Cathy needs no introduction. 8. Cathy needs to focus on every question to get her 90 percent 9. Cathy needs about $500,000 of life insurance coverage 10. Cathy needs to come to all universities/colleges mine's quite boring, but hopefully you guys might come up with some funnier ones! Quote
SIB Posted October 10, 2005 Report Posted October 10, 2005 Steven Needs A Permanent Home Steven needs some friends Steven needs URGENT prayer Steven needs a family who has patience and determination Sorry......Steven needed some anti depresants after trying this !! Quote
tiny_clanger Posted October 11, 2005 Report Posted October 11, 2005 katherine needs a full time paraeducator Lake Katherine needs your help Quote
martincooke Posted October 11, 2005 Report Posted October 11, 2005 First one came up:MARTIN NEEDS TO GET DRUNKThen:Martin Needs Medical Treatment Martin needs to save some cash Martin Needs a Good Long Rest Martin needs to look up the definition of discrimination Martin needs immediate attention Martin needs sleep and has therefore locked his tamper-proof wardrobe Martin needs to return to "the nice guy he once was" Martin needs your help! Martin needs all the help he can get. It seems I may have a few problems Quote
archkiter Posted October 11, 2005 Report Posted October 11, 2005 1. Stacey needs to Graduate...from what? 2. Stacey needs somewhere to live 3. Stacey needs help getting her name out there.. 4, Stacey needs to visit the real world....WHY???- that's no fun:p 5. Stacey needs many surgeries to get rid of excess skin....THAT'S NEWS TO ME! :eek: 6. Stacey needs understanding....I sure do with all of those needs! he he that was fun. Stacey needs a break! Quote
archkiter Posted October 11, 2005 Report Posted October 11, 2005 Just scrolled through another few pages and it turns out that Stacey also needs a second surgery (for the excess skin???) and an EYEBROW HOOP- of course! Thanx Google! Quote
ZoMbooLio Posted October 11, 2005 Report Posted October 11, 2005 1. Ivan needs his Thorazine upped 200mg - 2. Ivan needs to go away & on the same page 3. Ivan needs to turn its destructive ass back around and go back where it came from - they got my number there:( 4. Ivan needs to learn to land the solid hits instead of tying up his opponents or using his stick - what and spoil all my fun??? 5. Ivan needs to be broken down - there is a queue for that 6. Ivan needs to take pictures of Ruben and Mo for the website - Can I choose which website? 7. Ivan needs to be an only dog, but he's not aggressive - don't you believe it Quote
poipoip Posted October 11, 2005 Report Posted October 11, 2005 Charlie Needs a Cloak Charlie needs Liam to give him something to blur the edges of reality Charlie needs to be writing for a major news magazine Charlie needs a new hobby Charlie installs some of the latest Linux distributions and says the revolution’s over A good ear scratch is all Charlie needs Charlie needs a vote Charlie needs assistance when operating the machinery inside the factory. The place is staffed with small workers called Oompa-Loompas Charlie needs the opportunity to try out various activities that are appropriate for his skill level Charlie needs to count off seconds to assist Claire's childbirth, he counts "1 sugar plum fairy, 2 sugar plum fairy. ... thats strange Quote
Spiritflier Posted October 11, 2005 Report Posted October 11, 2005 It seems that I need sorting out! Simon needs some smoothing. Simon needs a home. Simon needs some fun. Simon needs surgery... (Had that last weekend - bloody Indo boards!) Simon needs you. Simon needs new glasses. Simon needs to chill. Simon needs to figure out how to communicate complex issues on a universal level... (WTF is all that about?) Excellent fun... gonna put Maxine's name through there now. Quote
MiDnight Posted October 11, 2005 Report Posted October 11, 2005 Carl needs insert on Alices t1 (sounds like fun!!!) Carl needs to brush up on his history Carl needs help during winter maintenance Carl needs 11 stolen bases by august Carl needs a day off Carl needs complete rest Carl needs a bass player Carl needs to decide how much info he should disclose to employess Carl needs funding to pursue the project Carl needs pete to modify his home Quote
maxlevens Posted October 11, 2005 Report Posted October 11, 2005 Max Needs a Friend Max Needs a Friend MAX NEEDS A HOME MAX needs a Subway MAX. needs cleaning Max needs to gain some qualifications and awards Max needs a fair amount of hard disk space for a few reasons Max needs a friend please help Quote
airoholic Posted October 11, 2005 Report Posted October 11, 2005 Sam needs a 'doggie bag' Sam Needs You! times about 20 as its always that stupid poster 'uncle sam needs you" Sam needs comix Sam needs to polish his image Sam Needs Your Property Taxes Sam Needs Your Help Again" Sam needs a real budget Sam Needs More Good Scientists That last one really got to me:( *crying* Quote
Noodle Posted October 11, 2005 Report Posted October 11, 2005 1)Ed Needs a HUMMER!!! http://www.edneedsahummer.com/ Hmm hes not doing too well, started in 1996!! Quote
Poseidon Posted October 12, 2005 Report Posted October 12, 2005 Tim needs your help Tim needs a theme Tim needs approving by Sheralee Tim needs to determine if the Boeing ASDC model is proprietary or not so that we can determine if we can use it for a strawman Tim needs to stamp his authority on the kitchen staff Quote
Nicolli Posted October 12, 2005 Report Posted October 12, 2005 Neil needs a liver and kidney Neil needs a garage Neil needs notes on neil handling Neil needs tools to manage and motivate people Neil needs to express himself Neil needs the three of us like a stag needs a hat rack Neil needs abercrombie for congress Neil needs only to finish 5th or higher to retain his crown Neil needs a week in ambridge and last but not least, and my personal favourite Neil needs to grow up Quote
craig.w1599968638 Posted October 12, 2005 Report Posted October 12, 2005 craig needs to sell his '92 Saturn Craig needs a software solution Craig needs to catch up Craig needs feeding Craig needs to deal more directly and thoroughly with species and subspecies Craig needs more cards Quote
Woody1599968629 Posted October 12, 2005 Report Posted October 12, 2005 Lol, my personal fav is number 3 Woody needs testing Woody needs to be careful Woody needs fried rice and oral sex Woody needs to be rescued from a greedy toy collector Woody needs our Prayers Woody needs a paint job Woody needs to start wising up and getting some additional help picking stories and such. Woody needs to get his hands on Woody needs to have something heavy moved Woody needs a forever home that will provide him stability and unconditional love Quote
sukie Posted October 12, 2005 Report Posted October 12, 2005 sukie need a home for her 5 chinchillas sukie needs a card attachment sukie needs to give more attention to the older ferrets sukie needs to adopt some new friends sukie needs a good overview sukie needs the danger to make her feel alive sukie needs a sporran for HIS birthday sukie needs to have her defences craked thorough be david sukie needs to define her lifeline Quote
buggy nut Posted October 12, 2005 Report Posted October 12, 2005 Mark Needs A Chick Mark needs Oak Ridge information Mark Needs Help! Mark needs a Harvard scholarship Mark needs more room Mark needs two pieces of network delivery information Mark needs to access client contacts Mark Needs a Date Mark needs to reflect the proper symbol. Mark needs Amanda Buttram pmsl Quote
fiend666 Posted October 12, 2005 Report Posted October 12, 2005 The first one i got was David needs a serious bath how did they know? Quote
Flossie Posted October 12, 2005 Report Posted October 12, 2005 1. Gail needs help 2. Gail needs $30000 3. Gail's needs to write out shopping lists 4. Gail needs to know by the end of the month! 5. Gail needs to eat to feel satisfied 6. Gail's passenger side rear door needs replacing, Drivers side rear light cluster needs replacing, Windscreen needs chips repairing. Other:. Steering rack bolts loose …….. 7. Gail is our special needs co-ordinator 8. Gail needs Donk's permission to go out with someone? PMSL ............. looking at number 6, they obviously don't know about my sunroof!!! :D :D Quote
moomin Posted October 12, 2005 Report Posted October 12, 2005 Depends.. Clare (my spelling) brings up nothing intersting.. However.. Claire will leave a box Claire needs a long-term foster home But scariest of all.... Claire needs Martin, Claire wants Martin. ... Engagement rings are discussed... :eek: Quote
Sparhawk Posted October 12, 2005 Report Posted October 12, 2005 Claire needs Martin, Claire wants Martin. ... Engagement rings are discussed... :eek: Martin needs a fast motorbike to get the hell out of there ! Greig needs up-to-the minute information on ocean currents. Thats it :-S Quote
DIGGY Posted October 12, 2005 Report Posted October 12, 2005 diggy needs sephy to teach her everything;) Quote
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