The 100 worst songs of all time.

[Capt Slog]

I've heard the opening bars of "Justified Ancients of Mu-Mu" the other day and was reminded that it's one of my all time hates.

 

Trouble is, it's quite catchy. The reason I dislike it so much is that it's by those KLF wankers who I'd like to meet in a dark alley whilst carrying a cricket bat.

[stueyboy]

Kate Nash is on my hate list. I went to the trouble of "downloading" her album and thought it was so bad I actually threw the CD out of my car to avoid listening to it again.

 

(also on my punch in the face list and cricket bat down a dark alley list)

[mikland]

So much already covered....

 

I havent seen robbie williams' angels yet

 

Anything with a boyband / girlband tag, the fake R'n'B, grime, gangsta. i.e. most of the R1 playlist and also the twats off of there who decide that we need to listen to the same 5 songs for 6 months and then have the gall to go on about how it's the only place for "new" music.

 

Round 'em all up & tell 'em that they've won a place on celeb big bro in tha jungle or summat. Ship 'em all off to some remote pacific atoll and get the French to do a bit more nuclear testing.

 

 

that would be a start....

[PieGuy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJc7toiyPW8

[MatJ]

OK, hated songs: Most RnB-I-wanna-lick-you-up-and-down-ride-my-love-gun-it's-too-hot-in-here-shite. What vacuous tripe. And who let them steal the rhythm and blues name? It's clearly not.

 

You're damn right it's not. But "Vacuous tripe" doesn't sell records.

 

 

Incidentally, they are moving away from that now. You hear it called 'house' or 'dance' more than R'n'B, at least when you're in clubs.

[MatJ]

In for the kill

Sex on fire

Star Trekkin (how has no-one mentioned this yet?)

[Atavar]

Star Trekkin (how has no-one mentioned this yet?)

No one has mentioned it yet because its a brilliant song.

[blowmeharder]

The talking over "music" that is....... The Pet Shop Boys....... Utter arse gravy

[Pyro_Stu]

The new JLS song, total sh!te, that and Never gonna give you up by Rick arsely, especially when it jumps around the feckin screen and won't go away...

[GaRRy]

Try B-52s' 'Planet Claire'. If you don't like that, then I'll allow you to hate them unreservedly. Forget the mid 80-s onwards for the B52s. Late 70s, early 80s is where they're at.

 

OK, hated songs: Most RnB-I-wanna-lick-you-up-and-down-ride-my-love-gun-it's-too-hot-in-here-shite. What vacuous tripe. And who let them steal the rhythm and blues name? It's clearly not.

Aah some one else who thinks r&b means rhythm and blues. Really pisses me off

[GaRRy]

anything by lady gaga, the saturdays or similar bland corporate circus acts which you're supposed to watch rather than listen to.

 

Bit unfair on lady gaga at least she can sing it live

[harry_a]

Try B-52s' 'Planet Claire'. If you don't like that, then I'll allow you to hate them unreservedly. Forget the mid 80-s onwards for the B52s. Late 70s, early 80s is where they're at.

 

OK, hated songs: Most RnB-I-wanna-lick-you-up-and-down-ride-my-love-gun-it's-too-hot-in-here-shite. What vacuous tripe. And who let them steal the rhythm and blues name? It's clearly not.

Aah some one else who thinks r&b means rhythm and blues. Really pisses me off

 

well i have heard two genres which came under the name, and one originated in the 60's and the other in the 90's. so which is the "real" one?

 

also, one is bollocks...the other involves actual musical talent.

[Steve1599968621]

I guess it's like Hardcore. To me, Hardcore is proper DC Hardcore like Minor Threat, Black Flag, Bad Brains etc. But more recently it's been stolen by those that produce 'bangin' trancey bleepy shite.

 

 

 

 

 

[flysurfer1080]

I can't stand any of that wigga shite blud!

 

Beep Beep, Bodoing, Wooo Wooo, Boom, Bang, Shh Shh.

Who ever invented that shite called tekno needs shooting!

[mick]

Anything at all by James ph*cking Blunt. I'll bet its one of you lot that buys his records. . Also most if not all by Bonio and his hateful mates. In fact, all !!!! And that sh!te song Vienna by MU

[harry_a]

i dont get why people hate james blunt? sure his songs are slightly cheesy but he's not that bad?

 

now bono, i would hit with a blunt instrument. repeatedly.

[mick]

i dont get why people hate james blunt? sure his songs are slightly cheesy but he's not that bad?

 

now bono, i would hit with a blunt instrument. repeatedly.

 

Yep, I knew it. I just didn't wanna 'out' you by naming and shaming.

 

Oh yeh the Pussy Cat Dolls or PCD as we know them. Mind I do envy Lewis a bit. Provided she don't sing while she's doing the thing. Or should that be thang yo'll

[Bertie]

now bono, i would hit with a blunt instrument. repeatedly.

 

i wouldnt want to waste a perfectly good instrument on that irritating cunt

[Atavar]

now bono, i would hit with a blunt instrument. repeatedly.

 

i wouldnt want to waste a perfectly good instrument on that irritating cunt

Even if its James Blunts instrament? Killing two birds with one stone.

[mikland]

Kid Rock. Metallica rip off.

 

that rip of under the bridge by girls aloud (i think)

 

puffys desecration of led zeppelin

 

all worthy of a poke in the eye.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

with a JCB bucket

[mick]

Anybody not like Duffy?

[etchy6]

 

 

Incidentally, they are moving away from that now. You hear it called 'house' or 'dance' more than R'n'B, at least when you're in clubs.

 

RnB is RnB... dance is dance... house is house... don't mix them up!

 

unless you're doing mashups of course