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There's heaps of toned, muscle bound beach going guys to 'talk' to.

Appeal to the perve in your mum, i'm sure she'll come to the beach and give it a shot.

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I say appeal to the mothering side of your mother.

say "mom i really want to spent time with you and this kiting thing would be a great way for us to learn together"

mothers love that sort of shit.....

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and if that doesn't work, start showing an interest in make-up, and of course nothing shows a mother a greater appreciation than borrowing her clothes, once when sees how great you look kite surfing in her swimwear then how could she possibly resist taking up the sport :D

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complement her on her cooking, say something like

"it's what you do with it, i recon you could open a bakery"

then entice with risk vs reward,

risk - try kite sufing

reward - go have a spa / thing that girls like

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