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You are so right on the welsh; it is very poor. C'est la vie:( but what can you do with on-line translators? Anyway must be off I have a pot noodle to prepare ciao! P.S. Don't you think Popti "Ping" is a pretty good substitute for microwave?

How you make two pounds of fat look attractive? ...put a nipple on the end:D

And she says not if you: a. Want a divorce:( b. you want no sex for the rest of your life:mad: c. want me to tell the kids who their real dad is:eek: Me I don't have to work hard I just go and buy the bugger.

No? But I saw you, you should lay off the oggies hahahahahaha no true Cymro would refer to Cymru as pot noodle country:eek: As for gwiwer where does he hide his nuts? Why in the old pinetree;) my ci yn a popti 'ping'

Are you talking about England or Wales? If it's Wales you're talking about then technically, you don't have a country, bachgen bach... you have a Principality! Isn't it? Ah you switched allegiances very quickly first telling me to stay accross the border then telling me I don't have a country. Definition: Principality a state ruled by a prince, usually a relatively small state or a state that falls within a larger state such as an empire." As we are not ruled by a prince and neither does engurland have an empire then tits to you. Definition: Country A nation or state. The territory of a nation or state; land. The people of a nation or state; populace: i.e. The whole country will profit from the new economic reforms. The land of a person's birth or citizenship: i.e. Foreign travel is restricted in his country. A region, territory, or large tract of land distinguishable by features of topography, biology, or culture: hill country; Bible country. An area or expanse outside cities and towns; a rural area: a vacation in the country. So by definition you must be one of those foreign interlopers who refuses to remove his balaclava in polite company Bachgen bloneg:p This was copi a pastio from various websites

Hahaha! My response was finally taken in the light it was meant tongue very firmly in cheek bachgen mawr. P.S. I'd lay off the pies

That's a nasty accusation even in jest.

Ah you're thinking of that bugger Osram bin Lighting he hopefully died of typhoid in some flea pit in Afghanistan. As for me I'm hiding... In George Dubyah's shed...

Come to my country it's full of bloody foreigners who don't give **** about the indigenous population, don't respect their views or customs Especially the ones who thrust their ethnicity in your face you know the ones that insist on wearing intimidating clothing and even mark their cars the same way just to show you they aren't from around here. They come in and buy houses and take over entire neighbourhoods, refuse to learn the language and even complain when you use it. They even take over big chunks of the country and dictate what can and can't be built there. Kick em all out:D Cymru am byth

Y gwiwer i fyny ffynidwydden No but seriously Spiritflyer the guy was asking about Wrexham. The further west you go the better it gets. After Wrexham Maelor council have finished with Wrexham and the outlying districts such as Cefn Mawr, Y Waun, Caia Parc, Plas Madoc it leaves you with eternal hope there is a God and his retribution is both terrible and mighty and the council is on his hit list So in the meantime bachgen mawr Cymru am byth

Copy and paste? you mean copi a pastio (ac yn y blaen) thirty years in all the above mentioned:p Holywell I hear is very nice and the rest of Cymru is godidog

Ah but I'm already there in Gods own country. Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau Mae hen wlad fy nhadau yn annwyl i mi, Gwlad beirdd a chantorion, enwogion o fri; Ei gwrol ryfelwyr, gwladgarwyr tra mâd, Dros ryddid gollasant eu gwaed. Gwlad, gwlad, pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad. Tra môr yn fur i'r bur hoff bau, O bydded i'r hen iaith barhau. Hen Gymru fynyddig, paradwys y bardd, Pob dyffryn, pob clogwyn, i'm golwg sydd hardd; Trwy deimlad gwladgarol, mor swynol yw si Ei nentydd, afonydd, i mi. Os treisiodd y gelyn fy ngwlad tan ei droed, Mae hen iaith y Cymry mor fyw ag erioed, Ni luddiwyd yr awen gan erchyll law brad, Na thelyn berseiniol fy ngwlad.

Ah but no clever clogs thats what Abbe89 said "Shop Owner/Worker":D

getting one tomorow indeed and ive got a job :D :D :D :D

Haha!! Year 9s being rundown by 15~18 year olds?!? no no stop please. You've all turned in to your dads!! :D From my aging decrepitude you're all young upstarts who should get a hair cut and a job! National Service that's what you all need P.S. Abbe89 you old enough to own a shop? In my day you were lucky if you had a paper round:D

HAHA!! Biggest understatement this year. Someone once wrote Wrexham is the slum you pass on the way to the real city Chester. Nah seriously if you like chavs live in Wrexham. If you like hillbillies live in Corwen. If you like living among real thick chavs live in Chirk. Though Llangollen is nice though someone mentioned it was full of recovering scouse druggies. If you like chavs with real attitude, a major drug habit, and will kill you for being homeless go to the North Wales coast I recommend Rhyl. Mate stay accross the border in North Shropshire it's much nicerer there.

Hey Sturmovik you like the word ZENITH a lot don't you! I always thought a Zenith was a Hungarian geetar until I found Zithers

Well you see Jared life is **** and you've just got to put up with it. Your arguement is a bit like why can't I drive my 4 litre Ford Falcon V8 thru the shopping mall because you can't and you shouldn't. Realise this and all will be well. Plus I think a little comment I got from a dog walker a few months ago illustrates the attitude quite nicely Me on beach with kite have a quiet break and the beach round me is empty. Jack Russell runs up and proceeds to sniff and scuttle round the bridles. Me to dog owner "Hi! can you call your dog away please" Dog owner "WHY DO YOU OWN THE F***ING BEACH!!!" Me "No its cos it's dangerous" Dog Owner "Silence and filthy looks" Dog "Bow Wow, now I can p**s on your kite you sh**ty kite flyer" See what I mean you can't tell these people so don't get het up. If the dog comes anywhere near you scream "get the fcuk outta here you mutt" It helps if you don't have shave for two days wear shades and smoke fags very intently then the dog owners think you're some kind of hard nut and will quietly disown the dog. (Unless the dog owner is a chain smoking hard nut with a bald head and tatoos in which case disown the kite and make friends with his psycho devil dog by offering it a leg or an arm )

AAAAHHH but it's labeled Tim's Big Jump on this website oh bugger I forgot where it was, but no it was honest. It had Kites and Badgers in it. It's all fakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefake fakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefake P.S. My Hats real!

yea and not as biased :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Unless of course you love Jerry and HQ Haahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:D

Yea very much so, haven't seen you there recently:rolleyes: Nope you aint have you

Fikkin Wonkas

Sorry mate but a work colleague who lived v.close to Stuart of Secta Kites (Market Drayton) says he upped sticks and moved away and that he'd gone in to personal finance as he didn't make any money out of kites and kite buggies. Never mind I saw some of his buggies up close yes they were rather nice.

Yeah why not pw seeing as they're a protected species and it's a criminal offence to disturb them.

Spooky you are very correct and person-lifting ( ) is much older than any of todays ram foils or LEI's. The trouble with your arguement is that as has been pointed out a 4 liner is inherently unstable due to the four control forces acting on it (the kite) i.e. the four control lines. Yes it is possible to lift a body with a kite though the results of beginners or even intermediate flyers trying it when a slight pressure difference on one line or a gust/luff can mean the difference between a thrill or serious injury shows that it is very risky. Single liners are often used to haul larger/novelty kites in to the air and could be used in the fashion to which you mention. No one is downing person-lifting it is just that it is risky and who wants to see headlines "Kiter killed" "Kiter Kills bystander" or if you like substitute injures for kills. If you want to try it go ahead, but remember the consequences. For my tuppence worth I don't think it's a risk worth advertising. Would you advocate popping wheelies at 100mph + on the street or driving at 70mph in a 30 zone just because it can be done and has been done previously?