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A Police Officer pulls over a bloke for speeding and has the following exchange:

 

 

 

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

 

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended for speeding.

 

 

 

Officer: May I see the registration for the vehicle?

 

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

 

 

 

Officer: The car is stolen?

 

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I put my gun in there.

 

 

 

Officer: there's a gun in the glove box?

 

Driver: Yes mate. That's where I put it after I shot & killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot.....

 

 

 

Officer: There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!

 

Driver: Yes mate.

 

 

 

Hearing this, the officer immediately calls for back-up. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the chief inspector approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

 

 

 

C.I.: Do you have a license?

 

Driver: sure, here it is IT WAS VALID!

 

 

 

C.I.: Whose car is this?

 

Driver: Its mine, here is the registration.

 

 

 

THE DRIVER OWNED THE CAR!

 

 

C.I.: could you slowly open the glove box so I can see if there is a gun inside?

 

Driver: Yes Sir, but there is no gun in there......

 

 

 

SURE ENOUGH, NO GUN!

 

 

 

C.I.: Would you mind opening the boot? I was told you said there was a body in it..... Driver: No problem.

 

 

 

BOOT IS OPENED, NO BODY!

 

 

 

C.I.: I don't understand it. The officer that stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a body in the boot!

 

 

 

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying b**tard told you I was speeding as well !!

 

 

 

[Morb]

'sort of' ha ha ha.

 

ACAB.