broraboyan Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 I once heard a sorry of a mates father had a run in with someone when they were kids, the gang 3quarter filled a 50gallon oil drum with piss and shit rolled it over to the door of the man, took the lid of it tilted it up against the door and knocked on the door to see the guy answer it with it all rolling up his Hall must have been a site, they all stood and watched, maybe this is an option :-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitesurfandy Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 when you were kids ! you could get away with murder ! this old twat really pissed us off so we caught a pheasant hung it on his porch and cuts its head off , rang the door bell and ran like fk !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mick Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 If I'd have caught you lads it would have been down with your trousers and going home with a well spanked bottom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mick Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 Just had to check I wrote well spAnked bottom. What a difference a U makes eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Geoff Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 when you were kids ! you could get away with murder ! this old twat really pissed us off so we caught a pheasant hung it on his porch and cuts its head off , rang the door bell and ran like fk !!!!! Really? Round here that's a touching housewarming gift, this kept us fed for three days: (The goose, not the cat) When I was getting the guts out I didn't realise a goose's voicebox is at the bottom of the neck rather than up by the head, which had been removed. Plunged my hand in, pushing on the diaphragm, and got a nice loud "HONK!". Not sure who crapped themselves more, me or the cat, who was hanging around in hope of some raw goose liver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedatwgs Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 i once got super strong weed killer and drew and large knob on a grumpy old mans perfect lawn. Nothing showed up for few days but after than worked a treat. Feel bad now - i am on my way to being that grumpy git. Saying that my lawn is so bad that if some cocky kid had the guts to wade through the meter length grass to get me - id probably have some respect. Kids these days only see fields on tv and porn videos showing outdoor adventures - so doubt they would have either the adventure or conviction to follow through! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Geoff Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 We once had an annoying flatmate who left for a few weeks - so we sprayed his carpet with water and sowed a bunch of cress seeds (in the shape of a knob, obviously), it came up a treat and it took him ages to get rid of it properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_w Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 We once had an annoying flatmate who left for a few weeks - so we sprayed his carpet with water and sowed a bunch of cress seeds (in the shape of a knob, obviously), it came up a treat and it took him ages to get rid of it properly. Now that's quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mick Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 Oh the Geoff, how I guffawed at your last 2 posts. The honk from the goose. Oh my goodness what a hoot and then the cress willy. It seems you've taken on a whole new comedic persona. You're thro to boot camp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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