PurpleMonkey Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 well, i am absolutely speechless. I don't know what i have done to deserve her but she is the best. Let me set the scene, About a week ago my GF asked me how much i weighed, so i told her, didn't think anymore about it. Today, my buzzer rings and the postman has a parcel for me......I haven't ordered anything since my 11m frenzy which has already been delivered, therefore unless ATB has sent me another kite by mistake i am totally unaware what it could be. My GF shoots off downstairs to get the item. She then returns with a rather long thin box and tells me it is an early Xmas present, because she loves me.............. I open up the box an low and behold is a brand spanking new 35* Trampa deck with infinity trucks carbon hypa hubs and mint camlocks with pimp chrome decals!!!!!!! Fooking hell:eek: am i the happiest guy on the internet right now or what??? Like i mentioned in the title......... I Have the best GF in the world Quote
auto-photos Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 Well... Send her this way.. Ill give her a road test and see if shes any good for you whilst your playing with ur new toy Quote
Batz Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 Does she swallow too? LOL! Well in there matey! Quote
Sandbag Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 Sweet ! Im new here - so I have no idea of what she got you ... but very nice indeed :-) Quote
auto-photos Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 She must of done something wrong... Women arent generally that generous Quote
williamjames555 Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 She must of done something wrong... Women arent generally that generous hahah she must of broke your old board in anger of the mess your kiting makes. brought a new one to replace it knowing you wouldnt even look for your old one again Quote
Jay586 Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 aw, cynics the lot of you! Marry her! Quote
garc Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 OMG. I bet she's got the milkman round while you're out on that shiny new toy ! LOL. Keep your eye on her ! Not to be trusted Ooooh I get it. You ain't got no GF, you just tryin to plug Trampa. I fall for that shizzle all the time. Maaaan. Quote
PurpleMonkey Posted September 1, 2011 Author Report Posted September 1, 2011 aw, cynics the lot of you! Marry her! Already asked her 2years ago:p we're supposed to be saving up:confused: Quote
slam777 Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 lucky bugger m8...she sounds like a keeper ...(although i still would be watchin her like a fookin hawk,its those postmen u gotta watch lol ) Quote
The Geoff Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 Already asked her 2years ago:p we're supposed to be saving up:confused: http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/empirical.png Quote
Nick1599968727 Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 Trust me, she will want something in return, Nothing comes for free Quote
festa Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 hmmmmmmmm she pregy so you can't play with the new to coz you are running her back and fore clinics and shopping ???!!!!???? nice one bud congratulations your going to be a dad !! Quote
shiner Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 Ever tried kiting and daddying at the same time,plus work?!,good luck dude,you'll need all of it,by the way,the best girlfriend in the world is the one who buys you a VW T4,but major respect to ya gal,for getting the cool pressie,nice one. Quote
Simpster Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 your set for life dont lose her! Quote
PurpleMonkey Posted September 1, 2011 Author Report Posted September 1, 2011 Thanks.............BTW she isn't pregnant. Quote
festa Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 are you sure ??? if you are then she wants to be ! Quote
PurpleMonkey Posted September 1, 2011 Author Report Posted September 1, 2011 are you sure ??? if you are then she wants to be ! Yup, i'm also sure she wants to be. All her friends, either have or are having sprogs. Quote
festa Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 Yup, i'm also sure she wants to be. All her friends, either have or are having sprogs. hey i've got 2 if you want some without the wait ??? lol only kidding they are cool bud and there is a lot worst that can happen to you in this world !!! enjoy the board and don't forget some flowers for your fair maiden !!! (all ways pays to stack up some brownie points ) Quote
paulie_amoose Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 Fooking hell:eek: am i the happiest guy on the internet right now or what??? Happier than this guy? http://i1016.photobucket.com/albums/af284/s_thatcher/south_park_stan.jpg Quote
bash1599968729 Posted September 2, 2011 Report Posted September 2, 2011 thats nice, mate my GF is only ever the moaning type about how much time i spend kiting be that competing or teaching or just free riding, what ever i am doing is damn better than what she wants me to do - she will learn! or not but we have our first baby due next feb and i am on an apparent ban from end of December till its born so i may be very grouchy! I had planned an epic snow kite trip in january as well may still go especially if i say its paid for! Quote
Batz Posted September 2, 2011 Report Posted September 2, 2011 Do it! Once the kids here, it won't go away...............no matter how hard you try, so you won't miss out lol! Quote
Beancapooer Posted September 2, 2011 Report Posted September 2, 2011 Come on lads clearly he's found a good un. Savour it bud when your married you ll be selling it for the car seat that pushed the wedding forward Quote
SonnyRider Posted September 2, 2011 Report Posted September 2, 2011 Happier than this guy? http://i1016.photobucket.com/albums/af284/s_thatcher/south_park_stan.jpg quality, pure quality:D Quote
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