martin Posted June 23, 2010 Report Posted June 23, 2010 A while back i heard a neighbour getting shagged big time in the afternoon. I thought it was just some kids mucking about in their room as it was really vocal (think resteraunt scene-when Harry met Sally) really over the top, i was feeling quite inadequate . I still haven't worked out who it is. I've heard it a couple of times since including today. My wife wasn't interested in coming outside to get an earfull (maybe she didn't want to know what she was missing? again ) but i heard my neighbours young daughter in the garden comment on the noise. She thought the woman had hurt herself & was asking her Mum what was wrong with her. (fucking nothing). None of this has disturbed my sleep at night (or day as i work nights) so i'm not complaining. Just thought i'd share it, a bit like her. If i get the oppotunity, i'll get a recording. Is that illegal? Quote
Morb Posted June 23, 2010 Report Posted June 23, 2010 You have to put it on the internet Mick, then its legal. Quote
Notyetnamed Posted June 24, 2010 Report Posted June 24, 2010 Maybe she did HURT herself, if you know what i mean *grin* Quote
Sir Posted June 24, 2010 Report Posted June 24, 2010 You have to put it on the internet Mick, then its legal. Who's Mick ? Quote
mick Posted June 24, 2010 Report Posted June 24, 2010 Who's Mick ? You know Mick, Adam. I had the Flexi wide axle. Quote
beth1974uk Posted June 29, 2010 Report Posted June 29, 2010 you could get them an asbo.. but that can always be broken.. wonder if this will be the first woman to be sent to prison for noisy sex.. or do you think she will get a tag?? Woman faces trial over noisy sex - UK News - MSN News UK Quote
The Geoff Posted June 30, 2010 Report Posted June 30, 2010 XKCD has something for every occasion.... http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/loud_sex.png Quote
martin Posted June 30, 2010 Author Report Posted June 30, 2010 I've not heard any rumblings yet, i'm determined to get a recording . Quote
argo229 Posted June 30, 2010 Report Posted June 30, 2010 Glad to hear that someone else has the same problem. We've got new neighbours at the back of us. A couple of weekends ago they were heard in the garden at about 1.30 in the morning going for it, boy does she scream!!! Missus said she sounded like she was auditioning for a "blue" movie!!!! And then on monday afternoon they were at it again, inside this time. The curtains were pulled but the windows were wide open. We were outside enjoying the sun when she started screaming and when my missus shouted out "can you scream any louder?" I could of died!! The screaming stopped soon after and they've not been seen since.. Quote
dreamwarrioruk Posted June 30, 2010 Report Posted June 30, 2010 mmm sound like somat that happened to me and the missus, in full stroke when the people over the road shouted "go on mike" that sort of put a mokka on the occasion. Quote
The Surgeon Posted July 1, 2010 Report Posted July 1, 2010 We had this with the downstairs neighbours. Every morning at 4am give or take 10 minutes. Rather than say anything, we put together a scorecard on a bit of paper and called it Shagstar Superstars. Marks out of ten for Variety of noise, volume, artistic license, duration etc. I nipped downstairs, popped it under the door, knocked and pegged it. Upstairs we heard it all go quiet and then heard a new type of scream. Followed by a horrified 'OH MY GOD!!" It kept em quiet for a couple of weeks at least. Then again this depends whether your neighbours give a monkeys. Ours did but then got back on it after a couple of weeks. God knows why it was always at 4am. She yipped like a terrier. We were moving out anyway....... Quote
Bertie Posted July 2, 2010 Report Posted July 2, 2010 i heard a couple going for gold at a festival a couple of years ago, so we gathered a crowd next to the tent and had about 10 people cheering them on Quote
festa Posted July 2, 2010 Report Posted July 2, 2010 We had this with the downstairs neighbours. Every morning at 4am give or take 10 minutes. Rather than say anything, we put together a scorecard on a bit of paper and called it Shagstar Superstars. Marks out of ten for Variety of noise, volume, artistic license, duration etc. I nipped downstairs, popped it under the door, knocked and pegged it. Upstairs we heard it all go quiet and then heard a new type of scream. Followed by a horrified 'OH MY GOD!!" It kept em quiet for a couple of weeks at least. Then again this depends whether your neighbours give a monkeys. Ours did but then got back on it after a couple of weeks. God knows why it was always at 4am. She yipped like a terrier. We were moving out anyway....... yo man where are you hiding these days?? aberavon is looking good this weekend ! i'll be there saturday !! Quote
kinny Posted July 2, 2010 Report Posted July 2, 2010 Wasn't glastonbury in 2000 by any chance? :o:o Quote
kinny Posted July 2, 2010 Report Posted July 2, 2010 i heard a couple going for gold at a festival a couple of years ago, so we gathered a crowd next to the tent and had about 10 people cheering them on Wasn't glastonbury in 2000 by any chance? :o:o Quote
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