zimmer Posted December 5, 2009 Report Posted December 5, 2009 ......and other funny shit............>>"It's like twitter. Except we charge people to use it. Quote
SCrowther Posted December 5, 2009 Report Posted December 5, 2009 made my day that has... from the same site.. TIP 1 How to become a professional photographer Buy a digital camera. TIP 2 Tricks of the trade Have a look on the camera, somewhere, probably on the top or back or somewhere on the front or sides there will be a button or dial marked 'A', this does not stand for 'Automatic' as some amateurs think but 'Awesome'. Leave it on this all the time. TIP 3 Photography courses There is no need for even a basic photography course because once you buy a digital camera you will be a professional photographer like me. Not as good as me though. TIP 4 Lighting You will need some light otherwise the photos will come out a bit too dark. Usually you can fix them in photoshop but some light to begin with is good. TIP 5 Subject Matter Yes, it does. Dont take photos of girls leaving the high school from your car as the fine is $360.00 and a years probation. Quote
PieGuy Posted December 6, 2009 Report Posted December 6, 2009 The ducks in the bathroom are not mine Quote
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