Nemo Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 Ok folks, this is a really important matter in which I need your help. The scenario is this - I'm thirsty. I have a loverly bottle of coke. Now the only problem that I'm having is that I've only got one good arm to open it with. And it's full, so needs to be level when I open it otherwise I'm just gonna loose it all over the kitchen floor. And no, there is no-one else around except the dog who just isn't being helpful. Any ideas? So far I've successfully managed to spin it around the counter, d@mn near dropped it on my foot and contributed £3 to the swear box. Quote
Taunton Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 Open it outside :-) or....jam the bottle between a door and door frame, hold it there with your feet / legs, then open :-) Quote
dreadycraig Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 be very careful (you appear to be accident prone ) use your teeth to loosen it, and then use your good hand to open it fully. Or if your really thirsty, have a glass of water?? Quote
Taunton Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 Take the 3 quid out the swear box and just go to the pub :-) Quote
Nemo Posted October 2, 2008 Author Report Posted October 2, 2008 Take the 3 quid out the swear box and just go to the pub :-) Best option so far :D My swear box is my beer fund. If anything it has a negative effect as I swear more so I have more beer money Quote
DavidOps Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 Clamp it between your knees/thighs and twist the top off. Or... have you got any of the following handy? Hacksaw Chainsaw Blowtorch Acetylene torch If so.. problem solved. Quote
Nemo Posted October 2, 2008 Author Report Posted October 2, 2008 Clamp it between your knees/thighs and twist the top off. Or... have you got any of the following handy? Hacksaw Chainsaw Blowtorch Acetylene torch If so.. problem solved. Nope. For some bizzare reason my folks don't leave me alone in the house with those sort of things Quote
Nemo Posted October 2, 2008 Author Report Posted October 2, 2008 Yay!! Holding the bottle with feet worked :D Thanks peeps Now to tackle the issues of cutting bread......hmmmm Quote
Kiteboyza Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 take a sharp instrument, shake bottle, put on floor and stab with said sharp instrument...presto you have a cola fountain Quote
Morgan Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 Yay!! Holding the bottle with feet worked :D Thanks peeps Now to tackle the issues of cutting bread......hmmmm And you live at uni on your own [apart form house mates of course] :s Quote
Sir Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 Do you not have a friend handy to open it for you ? Quote
Nemo Posted October 2, 2008 Author Report Posted October 2, 2008 Do you not have a friend handy to open it for you ? Nope. Not back at uni yet and mums at work. And I'm bored and watching spy kids Quote
avspider Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 Surely if your thirsty, then a glass of water is MUCH better for you than coke!! Anybody else agree? Time to have a word with ya mum lol Quote
dazman Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 Yay!! Holding the bottle with feet worked :D Thanks peeps Now to tackle the issues of cutting bread......hmmmm Go and buy sliced :D Quote
Atavar Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 Surely if your thirsty, then a glass of water is MUCH better for you than coke!! Anybody else agree? Time to have a word with ya mum lol Not enough sugar and caffine in water Quote
Nemo Posted October 2, 2008 Author Report Posted October 2, 2008 Not enough sugar and caffine in water Yay - someone else understands! :D Quote
Morgan Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 Not enough sugar and caffine in water Yay - someone else understands! :D Poor choice of drink for caffine, should of chose Dr Pepper Quote
braddels Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 or monster, that is so nice but i suppose when you are extremely drunk most things taste really nice Quote
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