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windy

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  1. loud people
  2. typing errors. lol
  3. satsumas that are difficult to peel
  4. cacthing the seat belt as i close the car door.
  5. spilling hot beveages on my hands
  6. wobbly tables
  7. angry beavers
  8. custard donuts with no custard in them.
  9. Has anyone mentioned a tyre pump?
  10. Yoghurt carton opening splatterage.
  11. Wind!! You're going to need some wind.
  12. windy

    Fancy a beer?

    LOl, any way it comes, Wezzie dude. Just as long as it's got that special kick you only get with meths, then i'm not fussed.
  13. windy

    Fancy a beer?

    Meths spritzer, please
  14. Claire, up until now, my 'men being irrelevant' line was working a treat. No, it wasn't.
  15. It looks German to me. Bauanleitung means instuction manual.
  16. Word!! imo.
  17. Not unless I can help it, mind you heard it screamed, usually by a lass telling me said deity, they are about to arrive.... closely followed by her screaming, "who are you and what did you put in my drink?" :)
  18. and they mock you, too. Nowt worse than a mocking turtle.
  19. I wish someone would kill them.
  20. As in sent by God? What's the equivalent phrase for those believing in a slightly 'less divine' creation? They're a evolved-over-millenia send? Or just annoyin' feckers It's ok! You can use the word even if you don't believe in said deity. I bet you've said, oh my god, a few times, eh.
  21. it's to do with full moons and madness and werewolves... blimey! was that an almost sensible answer As for wasps, they are a god send in gardens, they eat loads of nasty little garden pests. My giddy aunt! another sensible answer. I think the pills must be kicking in.
  22. Unless it's those fighting turtles that live with a rat. They might have em. After all, they do live in a sewer which is where washer water ends up.
  23. Right, now I'm REALLY confuzzled. Who has got my god damn socks? Little men, fish, or turtles? Do I need to start another poll?! your missing odd socks are in someone else's washing basket.
  24. well have you ever spoken to the great man, father christmas, yet he is known by all Exactly, you prune. He is known about and he is talked about. These little washer folk are known about, and they are talked about. you said yourself that they live in the washer but also that no one knows about them. lol. Make your mind up. Is this getting to sillily serious? i think it just might and i apologise for it.
  25. they live in the water, you can only talk to them if you open the door while its full, thats why no one knows about them If no one knows about them, why are people talking about them? or is that another mystery?
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