Just some recommended reading for Peety...(assuming he can read better than he can spell)
http://www.amazon.co.uk/How-Win-Friends-Influence-People/dp/0671723650/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1224767295&sr=8-2
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Darwin-Awards-Nobody-Could-Stupid/dp/0752838717/ref=sr_1_11?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1224767509&sr=8-11
http://www.amazon.co.uk/SHUT-YOUR-MOUTH-SAVE-LIFE/dp/B00087XJM6/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1224767316&sr=8-8
Maybe James can help him with some of the longer words