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I used to know a contorsionist, but it didn't last long before she split and I had to look the other way!!!

 

I went out with a midget once. 2'6" she was. I was nuts over her.

 

yeah, your nuts would have been over her, higher that is :p

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Then there was the time I went out with a ventriloquist, but she had a nasty habit of talking on behalf of both of us!!

 

 

I went out with a really tall girl after that. But I had to jack it in.

 

Wheres madman, i need this one explaining too :rolleyes:

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Then there was the time I went out with a ventriloquist, but she had a nasty habit of talking on behalf of both of us!!

 

 

I went out with a really tall girl after that. But I had to jack it in.

 

 

Yeah, you would have to because she was really tall.

 

uuh-huh uh-huh uh-huh, yeah you would, tall, uh-huh. :)

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