I do believe I'd like a pimp-o-matic that could be set to bump when a certain page threshold is reached. or perhaps it's a mechanical turk kind of task...
Last day ... I've been looking around and these are rarer than hen's teeth. I also found the details of my purchase of it - used for a month by original seller and used approximately 4 times by me. Mostly it's sat in the garage.
So, a versatile nearly new condition board up for grabs...