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  1. windy
    Ooo, don't hold back you and Steve with your name-calling today. Ganger-upper bullies the pair of you. LMAO!! Ooh you can give it, but you can't take it.. x That, my good man, is COMPLETELY irrelevant!! x LMAO!! xx
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    Right, am off to climb into the washing machine and teleport myself to the place mine have gone, get them in my pockets and teleport (or hitch a lift) back. Another mystery has been born though. How do I turn the washing machine on once I'm in it? LOL, it only works with socks. You could try wearing a pair while in the washer, but then you run the risk of having just one foot teleported to someone else's washer. Mind you, i'd love to see the person's face when they tipped the washing out into the basket. .
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    Oh, so a Scots teacher in a Scottish High School was bigging up a Scotsman. Surprise, surprise... How gullible are you?!! liar. Ooo, don't hold back you and Steve with your name-calling today. Ganger-upper bullies the pair of you. LMAO!! Ooh you can give it, but you can't take it.. x
  4. windy
    Washing machines are sock teleportation devices. Trouble is they can only send them one at a time and only occasionaly. The sock is randomly sent to another washer that happens to be working at the same time as yours. That's why you sometimes find a single odd sock that's not even yours.
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    Yep, its on the side. And it doesnt always flash, just every so often. Is bizarre!! Well, if that's the case then, yes, it's definately possessed. You need to call the vatican and ask Cardinal Warburton to come for a visit to perform one of his speciality toastorcisms.
  6. windy
    brnad new halls of residence actually. we think the toaster must be possessed it flashes green so you can see it in the dark when you come home drunk and as for the soggy bottom, have you tried taking out of the sink?
  7. windy
    Why do you have the evil guy as you avatar? Cuz he's cooler than a cucumber in an ice-bucket.
  8. windy
    It's all to do with aerodynamics.............and flaps.
  9. windy
    Oh no, not at all at all, to be sure etc. Simply pointing out that you are, as usual. Just that I'd spotted it, as usual. In case anyone else hadn't. liar.
  10. windy
    Most clouds are blue, but you just can't see em because of the blue screen type backdrop. That's why you sometimes get rain when there seems to be hardly a cloud in the sky. It's those camouflaged blue clouds, i tell thee. :) The clouds that you can see contain dirty water from pollution and blocked drains and bath tubs and stuff. If you look really really carefully (especially directly at the sun) for as long as you can on a clear or mostly clear day, you can sometimes just make out the edges of a blue cloud or two. Try it next time there's a clearish day. go on... ask me another.
  11. windy
    She's a bona fide hippodrome for sure for sure. and the cat's mother talks as if irrelevance is a bad thing or something, too
  12. windy
    PMSLOLIPOP!! still on about irrelevance... in the Bar zone... you crease me up, you really do!
  13. windy
    Kitegirl, you make me laugh and i thank you for it. Irrelevant....... LMAO!!
  14. windy
    Hey - don't blame him. It's not his fault it's so small he thought you were a girl :D Quiet you!!! I've got PMT at the moment and comments like that at this time are just hurtful. LMAO!!! xx
  15. windy
    Oi! I'll have you know that my pillows are far too high quality to shed feathers or lint... Oh - and Windy - you'd best pop round and pick up your marigolds, you seem to have left them behind in all the excitement... Cheers Fluff, you're a starlet. I wondered where i'd left the buggers. I think you may be right about me and drink and mammory loss. See, i've forgotten how to spell memory now. xx
  16. windy
    laughing my big hairy bean bag off at that.
  17. windy
    Honestly, i was in Woolworths on Friday....... i was after a lint roller but they didn't have any, so i left, empty handed, empty hearted and i'm still covered in lint!!
  18. windy
    Woolworths and me have history. One of my firstest ever memories is of me in the massive Woollies on New Street in Brum, buying a Winchester style cap rifle. (with glinty glinty sheriff's badge)
  19. windy
    SEE!! i've already forgotten the name of their brand name name.
  20. windy
    What are we going to do!! No more Wimbush Tennis Rackets.
  21. windy
    It's the end of the world as we know it!!!!!!!!!!
  22. windy
    bloody brilliant dude, that's just had me in a fit of giggles:D Well, i'm glad i could raise the tips of your lips. xx
  23. windy
    really? Well, i suppose the microscope must have steamed up in the drama of theatre ABBE!! I'm shocked at you...........because it's not like you to be funny. xx
  24. windy
    The plastic surgeon who bodged my penis reduction. :D
  25. windy
    Five!! Five!! There is a complete circle going!! Oh my Giddy Aunt, the night will go down in history and be told and retold whenever men meet to revel and quaff.
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