Today as i went into a Tesco in Brum i saw a bloke standing in the middle of the "ten items or fewer" queue with his trousers half way down his legs and he was taken a wizz on one of the entrance matts.
I went and told the nearest Tesco worker i could find, but by the time anyone went to investigate, the bloke had finished *******, So nothing was done even though the bloke was still holding his strides at almost half mast. lol.